Uzi maalum wa kupeana Likes: Comment chochote upate "Like"

[Yegomasika]

Hahahaaa!! Nami maji nshayavulia nguo.

Haiyaaaa! [emoji124][emoji124]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mke amkumbatia shemeji mbele ya mumewe

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Wala hujakosea Mkuu. Thanks for sharing.

The Banners- Shine the light


NB: I will keep on sharing bro....

 

[BAK]

Hahahahaha lol! Ilikuwaje Mkuu!? Mie ugonjwa wangu nyimbo kama naipenda nikiisikia basi mara nyingi nitasubiri hapo nilipo hadi iishe hata kama ninayo kwenye music library yangu.

Ebwanaaa eeh hii ALBUM ya Evolve niliisikiliza hadi nkataka kugongwa na gari...

 

[Yegomasika]

Kabisaa

Bhebhe nang’ho!

 

[myoyambendi]

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he he hhee

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nampenda rafiki yake kuliko yeye

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Utamkuta mdada mzuri..lakini chupi imetoboka.?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Chemistry class in [emoji1241][emoji1241]Tanzania;[emoji1241][emoji1241][emoji1241]
"Heliamu na nitrojeni zikikongamana kong'okong'o zasawasha bakshishi ya samawati selusheni iliyo na efevensi..."
This alone will make you drop out of school and become a witch doctor....[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji6] [emoji6]

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Hahahahaha lol! Ilikuwaje Mkuu!? Mie ugonjwa wangu nyimbo kama naipenda nikiisikia basi mara nyingi nitasubiri hapo nilipo hadi iishe hata kama ninayo kwenye music library yangu.

Nimetoka zangu kwenye mgahawa fulani usiku kula sasa,
Nimeweka earphones masikioni mziku juu kumbe nyuma jamaa katoka mbio huko na gari linakuja silisikii.
Yaani nastukia hili hapa hahahaa nikasogea fasta tu....Jamaa alikuwa kalewa sijui.....!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Since yesterday I haven't been able to go to work coz my neighbour cheated on his wife and she got angry and shouted at him that she will also have sex with all the neighbours*.

*I'm still there waiting for my turn but nothing upto now, why are women liars?*?[emoji53][emoji53]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If she doesn't scream during sex. My nigga you have your own mouth....
SCREAM!!!!! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Fact:

The only three people a woman attentively listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly as they say is a DOCTOR, the PASTOR and PHOTOGRAPHER, otherwise if you're neither of the three, sit down and be strong...

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ushai ingia matatu kama unakula mahindi na pia kuna dame sura mbaya kando yako anakula mahindi inabidi utupe yako ndio wasiseme ukona yeye. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.


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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*If babies knew how many adult mouths have sucked the same breast before them, they'll prefer taking fanta or guarrana*
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

When you have that girlfriend who loves food too much and you take her to a Zoo....You ask "Baby what's your favorite Animal".....She
Says "Roasted Chicken" [emoji42][emoji1549][emoji23]

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[myoyambendi]

14:51

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Wanaume naona hapa mnajigamba kila day eti mko na madem. .. Kwani hakuna mwanaume ataweka mimba huyu mwanamke wa safaricom anayedai "sorry u have insufficient credit to make the call" aende maternity leave tupige simu free??? Nimefikiria kama sina credit hadi nalia hapa kando na plot yenu [emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]

 

[myoyambendi]

When you have that girlfriend who loves food too much and you take her to a Zoo....You ask "Baby what's your favorite Animal".....She
Says "Roasted Chicken" [emoji42][emoji1549][emoji23]

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duh!