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Yaani nyie andaeitinis mna vituko kweli. Ndiyo nini sasa kutucheka wahenga namna hii? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Mtoto: Baba,mama... Napenda
kuwajulisha kuwa nataka kuoa.
Suzi mtoto wa Nkwabi ndo chaguo
langu.
Baba: Sawa,ila huyo unaetaka kuoa kuna
undugu wa damu wa wana Shija
kwa babu zetu,ni dada yako yule..
Mama: Mbona mimi sijui?Tangu lini Shija
na Nkwabi wakawa ndugu?
Baba: Nasema hawa ni ndugu wa damu
kabisa,usinibishieeee....
Mama: Oa tu mwanangu,hauna undugu na
ukoo wa baba yako,labda ingekuwa
kwa Mayeka ningepinga na mimi.

"Mbwa kala mbwa"
 
SIDE EFFECTS OF SLEEPING IN CHURCH.
A lady dozed off when the pastor was preaching. when she woke up, she heard the pastor saying,
"stand up!". She stood up and the pastor said, "thank you mama, God bless you, remain standing..". The pastor continued," any one else who has been unfaithful to her husband? Pliz don't be shy, be like this sister, stand up!

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