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[BAK]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kizungu ni kigumu.........
Employer: where are you going?

Worker: am going to hang myself outside here under the sun.... with that rope u showed me.....

Employer: whaaaat????
Worker : naenda kujianika hapa nje chini ya jua na yule mkamba ulinionyesha......​

 

[myoyambendi]

Any lady who drinks Guinness is capable of impregnating a man[emoji113]​

Mh!

 

[Iceman 3D]

Ndioo ila nina mpango wa kuhama

Usihameee

 

[Nigendako]

Eeh bro

Toka kitambo

Leo tunabeba kapu la magori Bro,,,

 

[Midekoo]

Kwa mukhutadha huu.. Sisi ni mabingwa

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If she opens her mouth wide when smiling...she ain’t a virgin​

 

[myoyambendi]

Burudani za usiku

 

[Midekoo]

Asante nyote kwa kushiriki

 

[myoyambendi]

Mpaka sasa 2-0 wapi numbisa

 

[BAK]

 

[myoyambendi]

If she opens her mouth wide when smiling...she ain’t a virgin​

Kweli...!?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

The Law is very clear
If you are married and you have never visited her parents or she doesn't have a marriage certificate, what you have is not a wife but
"An UNDOCUMENTED Female Adult”~~~​

 

[Midekoo]

Kila mmoja amepata Baraka za muumba

 

[BAK]

Dakika ya 45 bado ni 2 nunge Mkuu.

Mpaka sasa 2-0 wapi numbisa

 

[Midekoo]

Je kuna matukio ya kushangaza leo

 

[Nigendako]

Ndioo ila nina mpango wa kuhama

Hahaha uhamie wapi mkuu,,

 

[Iceman 3D]

Leo tunabeba kapu la magori Bro,,,

Hahahaaa
Leo tunakula nyingiiiiii

Mi sjawahi ona kocha hamuwez Pep kama Mou

Hata kocha wa Swansea huwa ana jitahidi[emoji23]

 

[BAK]

Ni kweli kabisa baraka ndogo ndogo na kubwa kubwa pia.

Kila mmoja amepata Baraka za muumba

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kweli...!?

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