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[Pyaar]

Daaah baridi naona umenichoka. [emoji17] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], Kukuchoka wewe labda nishikiwe rungu[emoji6]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

TUJIFUNZE KISWAHILI:
1. Charger - kimemeshi
2. Remote - kitenzambali
3. Password - nywila
4. Akala (bladder shoes) - kirikiri
5. Passion fruit - karakara
6. Kangaroo - bukunyika
7. Fridge - jokofu
8. Juice - sharubati
9. Chips - vibanzi
10. PHD - uzamifu
11. Masters degree - uzamili
12. Degree - shahada
13. Diploma - stashahada
14. Certificate - astashahada
15. Keyboard - kicharazio
16. Scanner - mdaki
17. Flash disk - diski mweko
18. Mouse (for a computer) - kiteuzi
19. Floppy disk - diski tepetevu
20. Computer virus - mtaliga
21. Distillation - ukenekaji
22. Evaporation - mvukizo
23. Synthesis - uoanishaji
24. Oesophagus - umio
25. Greenhouse - kivungulio
26. Femur - fupaja
27. Germ cell - selizazi
28. Humus - mboji
29. Nector - mbochi/ntwe
30. Nutrients - virutubisho
31. Crystal - fuwele
32. Appetizers - vihamuzi
33. ATM - kiotomotela
34. Business card - kadikazi
35. Scratch card - kadi hela
36. Simcard - kadiwia/mkamimo
37. Memory card - kadi sakima
38. Microwave - tanuri ya miale
39. Mobile phone - rununu/rukono
40. Stapler - kibanizi
41. Laptop - kipakatalishi
42. Power saw - msumeno oto
43. Duplicating machine - kirudufu
44. Photocopier - kinukuzi
45. Cocktail party - tafrija mchapulo
46. Air conditioner - kiyoyozi
47. Calculator - kikokotozi
48. Lift - kambarau
49. Reaction - radiamali
50. Toothpick - kimbaka

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*KWA HALI HII BORA TUSOME TU KINGEREZA*

Kiswahili kumbe pia si chetu[emoji848]

 

[goldie ink]

Hakuna shida mkuu. Jisikie huru kabisa. Marekani kule issue ya sexual identity inarindima sana. Naelewa mkuu [emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]

Memba wa Jf akili zao zote....

[emoji23] sitaki ban mie..

Mie huwa siangalii mtu au jamii am always different ndiyo maana nikaweka I'd ya kike. While others wameweka ya me.

" sometimes you have to be alone and kindly different "

" small minds discuss about people, big minds discuss about ideas "

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Work hard so as mtoto wako asikuwe anatumia watu messages
"Send this messages to 10 people so as to be successful"

 

[goldie ink]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], Kukuchoka wewe labda nishikiwe rungu[emoji6]

Mmmh...
Ndiyo maana Jana kanisani tuliambiwa kwanini Samson aliweza kutekwa na delillah mchungaji akasema alioneshwa paja na maneno matamu Samson akapagawa akatoa siri zote.

Mapaja utamu wake michirizi..... in Nikki wa II voice.

Una maneno ya uchochezi wewe na haya mafuriko. [emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Memba wa Jf akili zao zote....

[emoji23] sitaki ban mie..

Mie huwa siangalii mtu au jamii am always different ndiyo maana nikaweka I'd ya kike. While others wameweka ya me.

" sometimes you have to be alone and kindly different "

" small minds discuss about people, big minds discuss about ideas "

[emoji23] [emoji4] [emoji91] [emoji91] [emoji91] [emoji91] [emoji91] [emoji91] [emoji91] [emoji91] [emoji91] [emoji91] [emoji91] [emoji91] [emoji91]

Sawa mkuu. Hao small minds wanaodiscuss people wana shida kwa kweli. Blessings mkuu [emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]

 

[Pyaar]

Work hard so as mtoto wako asikuwe anatumia watu messages
"Send this messages to 10 people so as to be successful"

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji28]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mmmh...
Ndiyo maana Jana kanisani tuliambiwa kwanini Samson aliweza kutekwa na delillah mchungaji akasema alioneshwa paja na maneno matamu Samson akapagawa akatoa siri zote.

Mapaja utamu wake michirizi..... in Nikki wa II voice.

Una maneno ya uchochezi wewe na haya mafuriko. [emoji23]

"Mapaja utamu wake michirizi"

Nimeipenda hii verse...

 

[Pyaar]

Mmmh...
Ndiyo maana Jana kanisani tuliambiwa kwanini Samson aliweza kutekwa na delillah mchungaji akasema alioneshwa paja na maneno matamu Samson akapagawa akatoa siri zote.

Mapaja utamu wake michirizi..... in Nikki wa II voice.

Una maneno ya uchochezi wewe na haya mafuriko. [emoji23]

Furika tu kwakweli, hakuna namna[emoji28][emoji28][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Dear ladies. Flat Ass is caused by sitting in a relationship that is not yours[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]dont argue with me am not your father [emoji23][emoji23]

 

[goldie ink]

TUJIFUNZE KISWAHILI:
1. Charger - kimemeshi
2. Remote - kitenzambali
3. Password - nywila
4. Akala (bladder shoes) - kirikiri
5. Passion fruit - karakara
6. Kangaroo - bukunyika
7. Fridge - jokofu
8. Juice - sharubati
9. Chips - vibanzi
10. PHD - uzamifu
11. Masters degree - uzamili
12. Degree - shahada
13. Diploma - stashahada
14. Certificate - astashahada
15. Keyboard - kicharazio
16. Scanner - mdaki
17. Flash disk - diski mweko
18. Mouse (for a computer) - kiteuzi
19. Floppy disk - diski tepetevu
20. Computer virus - mtaliga
21. Distillation - ukenekaji
22. Evaporation - mvukizo
23. Synthesis - uoanishaji
24. Oesophagus - umio
25. Greenhouse - kivungulio
26. Femur - fupaja
27. Germ cell - selizazi
28. Humus - mboji
29. Nector - mbochi/ntwe
30. Nutrients - virutubisho
31. Crystal - fuwele
32. Appetizers - vihamuzi
33. ATM - kiotomotela
34. Business card - kadikazi
35. Scratch card - kadi hela
36. Simcard - kadiwia/mkamimo
37. Memory card - kadi sakima
38. Microwave - tanuri ya miale
39. Mobile phone - rununu/rukono
40. Stapler - kibanizi
41. Laptop - kipakatalishi
42. Power saw - msumeno oto
43. Duplicating machine - kirudufu
44. Photocopier - kinukuzi
45. Cocktail party - tafrija mchapulo
46. Air conditioner - kiyoyozi
47. Calculator - kikokotozi
48. Lift - kambarau
49. Reaction - radiamali
50. Toothpick - kimbaka

[emoji38][emoji38][emoji23][emoji23][emoji16][emoji1483]
*KWA HALI HII BORA TUSOME TU KINGEREZA*

Kiswahili kumbe pia si chetu[emoji848]

Asante mkuu itanisaidia kwenye kutunga vina na mizani nikiandika ngoma kalee... [emoji23] [emoji443] [emoji444] [emoji441]

 

[Pyaar]

"Mapaja utamu wake michirizi"

Nimeipenda hii verse...

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji28][emoji23], huyu msanii wetu huyu ni changamoto

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

When you see your EXs unblocking you, just know now that their life is harder without you or you look good than you used to be.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji125][emoji125]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ushaikuwa unanyandua dem afu akulambe maskio? Jeso mtu humwaga adi dhambi


[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] dunia isimame nishuke Golgotha.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If you're Black and have Allergies, I'll assume you grew up Rich.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Lakini kama hutumiagi sabuni hadi inavunjika mara mbili na ata ikivunjika bado unaifinyilia kwa gunia ya kuoga we can’t be friends...... [emoji23][emoji23][emoji12][emoji23][emoji881]

 

[goldie ink]

Furika tu kwakweli, hakuna namna[emoji28][emoji28][emoji23]

Nikiwa karibu na wewe ndiyo naweza kufurika nikiwa mbali siwezi. [emoji23]

 

[goldie ink]

Furika tu kwakweli, hakuna namna[emoji28][emoji28][emoji23]

Nikiwa karibu na wewe ndiyo naweza kufurika nikiwa mbali siwezi. [emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hakuna kitu Painful kama umekata kata kachumbari yako poa umekula ukashiba alafu ile time unaenda kunywa maji ulale ndio unakumbuka ulikua na Ovacado [emoji19][emoji19]

 

[Pyaar]

Lakini kama hutumiagi sabuni hadi inavunjika mara mbili na ata ikivunjika bado unaifinyilia kwa gunia ya kuoga we can’t be friends...... [emoji23][emoji23][emoji12][emoji23][emoji881]

Gunia ya kuoga[emoji23][emoji23]