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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Lakina watoto wa sikuizi wako sawa. Siku izi wakitext bae wao wanaeka emoji ya[emoji8][emoji8] but sisi watu wa nokia 111 tulikua lazima tuandike mwaaaah.. Sisi ni shujaa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ukiwa na deni ya mluhya my friend ata usi teseke eti uta lipa aje, pika ugali 2kg na kuku moja.... muite akujie deni yake,food ikiwa kwa meza.....[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] trust me atasahau alikujia nini,kwanza harufu ya kuku udelete memory ya mluhya kapsa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

ALAFU ile njaa yenye naifeel sai ata naeza kubali kula ata kofi [emoji4]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If by any chance I ignore your text[emoji22][emoji22]
Just elewa ata Mimi kuna mtu ananilenga[emoji23][emoji23]
Its the circle of life..
Pia we lenga mtu
Let's not complicate things[emoji4][emoji4]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Some girls will have sex with you, just because they hate your girlfriend[emoji848][emoji848][emoji848][emoji848][emoji848]

Can a lady here try dat wit me plz

 

[ledada]

 

[Pyaar]

Kumbe wewe hujui tu,
Mitala ina raha yake!
Watu wanalilia kuingia kwenye ndoa za wake wengi wewe unakataa itakoswa raha bure tu.

Wale wenyewe tu hizo raha, mie sizitaki.

 

[myoyambendi]

Imagine if oil is discovered in Kisumu, how will Luos
name their children?

1.Oil Driller Ochuodho
2.Petrolina Auma Javan
3.Akinyi Kenol Kobil
4.Ofuta Mali Yetu
5.Diesel Del Obare
6.K-Gas Akinyi
7.Flamable Omollo
8.Kenol Ouma.
9.Paraffinelious Apiyo.
10. Crude Oil odhiambo
12.Gaseous Opiyo
13.Refinery Ojwang
14.Caltexious Okeyo
16.Adhis Kerosene
17.Shell Kenolita Odero
18.Pipeline Audi
19.Awilo Super Unleaded...

Hahahaha!! Wajaka pia hawataki ujinga [emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13]

hahahaaa.....

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Shirooo kwema? Mbona leo umenichunia hata kasalamu hakuna? Nimekorofisha mahali au kukosekana kwa Kasmart wako hapa kunakuchanganya?

 

[myoyambendi]

16:53

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Pyaar]

So far so good, huku kwema kabisa tunajiandaa na maandamano mengine ya kudai wake wawili.

Hayo nayapinga kwa nguvu zote.

 

[Pyaar]

Ni utani tu jamani....

Hapo sawa.

 

[carbamazepine]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Wozaaaa
Kitoo in the house [emoji126] [emoji126]

Sipati picha[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[carbamazepine]

Mkamia maji hayanywi...Walishaonya wahenga [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Oooooh jamaniiiii [emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]

 

[carbamazepine]

Mi sitakuwepo [emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️

Utakako enda tutaenda wote,siwezi baki pekeyangu mimi[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hapo yaani busara zimenijia ghafla...Brozoned forevaaaaa !!!

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Hayo nayapinga kwa nguvu zote.

Hahahhaaha,....utanu huu bwana!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Utakako enda tutaenda wote,siwezi baki pekeyangu mimi[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124]

Nalog off JF kwa mwezi mzima. Aliye na shida na mimi aje Koromije atanikuta kwenye mashamba yangu ya nyanya na dengu [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Jirani, Mwakaleli, bro, Kasmart na kaYego wapo watakuangalia vizuri [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]