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[Numbisa]

Meneja wa Shakhtar Donetsk Paulo Fonseca amekataa ofas kutoka kwa Everton baada ya kuanza kuangazia kumrithi Arsene Wenger Arsenal, kwa mujibu wa mwanahabari Guillem Balague. (Express)

 

[Numbisa]

Thierry Henry na Tony Adams ni miongoni mwa watu mashuhuri 100 wa Arsenal ambao wamealikwa kwa mechi ya mwisho ya Wenger nyumbani, ambapo watasherehekea miaka 22 ya Mfaransa huyo katika klabu hiyo. (Mail)

 

[ho chi minh]

Umesahau na jf

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[myoyambendi]

Kiungo wa kati wa Arsenal Santi Cazorla anatumai kwamba ataweza kurejea kucheza kabla ya mwisho wa msimu. Mhispania huyo mwenye miaka 33 hajachezea Gunners tangu mwaka 2016 kutokana na jeraha la mguuni ambalo limekosa kupona. (AS)

Masikini Santiago.. Apone tu

 

[Numbisa]

Hata wewe ni wife material Binti mpole
Sina maana hiyo

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[myoyambendi]

20:25

 

[Numbisa]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]cole ananiona mimi ni kivuruge humu,hawezi nisifia

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] ipo siku upako utamshukia atakuona wife matirio

 

[Numbisa]

Tuanze kesho bhana[emoji23][emoji23]

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[myoyambendi]

Baridi na mvua Kali usiku huu

 

[Numbisa]

Huu uzi umenifanya nipoteze hadhi ya ubabu.
Hata nijitahidi vipi kushusha maombi, nitaishia kuitwa majina ya ajabu ajabu, mara "dahh! Mzee wa Mwakaleli yupo vizuri kwenye maombi"....mwingine "hahahaaa mzee wa chenza kwenye ubora wake " mwingine ndo atajaribu kabisaaa...
"jamani jamaniii!!!! Kama naona muinuko wa saksafoni pale mbele, huyu mzee sijui atazeka lini?"
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[Numbisa]

Baridi na mvua Kali usiku huu

Polen kwetu mawingu kidogo na nyota tunaziona

 

[Numbisa]

Mshambuliaji wa West Ham Andy Carroll, 29, alifukuzwa kutoka mazoezini Jumatatu na meneja wa klabu hiyo David Moyes baada ya wawili hao kukorofishana. Klabu hiyo inatarajiwa kuanza uchunguzi kuhusu kisa hicho. (Telegraph)

 

[Numbisa]

Wolves ambao wamepanda daraja kucheza Ligi ya Premia watakuwa wanamtaka kipa wa Stoke Jack Butland iwapo klabu yake itashushwa daraja. Mchezaji huyo wa kimataifa wa England wa miaka 25 pia anatafutwa na Liverpool na West Ham. (Express)

 

[Numbisa]

Beki wa Manchester United Ashley Young amesema atasikitika sana kuhusu msimu huu hata kama watafanikiwa kushinda Kombe la FA. (ESPN)

 

[Donnie Charlie]

A man with a 25-inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is unable to get any women to have sex with him. They all tell him that his penis is too long. "Doctor," he asks in total frustration, "Is there any way you can shorten it?" The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you out." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.


The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my penis is 25-inches long and I can't get any women to have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?"

The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What you have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond, you will see a frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma. First you must ask the frog, will you marry me? Each time the frog declines your proposal, your penis will be five inches shorter."

The man's face lights up and he dashes off into the forest. He calls out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looks at him dejectedly and replies, "NO!"

The man looks down and suddenly his penis is 5 inches shorter. "Wow," he screams out loud, "This is great!!" But he is still too long at 20 inches, so he asks the frog again." "Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouts.

The frog rolls its eyes back in its head and screams back, "NO!"

The man feels another twitch in his penis, looks down, and it's another 5 inches shorter. The man laughs, "This is fantastic." He looks down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflects for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal. Grinning, he looks across the pond and yells out, "Frog, will you marry me?"

The frog looks back across pond shaking its head, "How many times do I have to tell you? NO, NO, and for the last time, NO!"

 

[Numbisa]

Meneja wa Bournemouth Eddie Howe amevunjwa moyo na uchezaji wa klabu hiyo karibuni, huku wakiwa wamecheza mechi tano sasa bila ushindi. (Bournemouth Daily Echo)

 

[Numbisa]

Meneja wa Bournemouth Eddie Howe amevunjwa moyo na uchezaji wa klabu hiyo karibuni, huku wakiwa wamecheza mechi tano sasa bila ushindi. (Bournemouth Daily Echo)

 

[Numbisa]

A man with a 25-inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is unable to get any women to have sex with him. They all tell him that his penis is too long. "Doctor," he asks in total frustration, "Is there any way you can shorten it?" The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you out." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.


The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my penis is 25-inches long and I can't get any women to have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?"

The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What you have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond, you will see a frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma. First you must ask the frog, will you marry me? Each time the frog declines your proposal, your penis will be five inches shorter."

The man's face lights up and he dashes off into the forest. He calls out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looks at him dejectedly and replies, "NO!"

The man looks down and suddenly his penis is 5 inches shorter. "Wow," he screams out loud, "This is great!!" But he is still too long at 20 inches, so he asks the frog again." "Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouts.

The frog rolls its eyes back in its head and screams back, "NO!"

The man feels another twitch in his penis, looks down, and it's another 5 inches shorter. The man laughs, "This is fantastic." He looks down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflects for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal. Grinning, he looks across the pond and yells out, "Frog, will you marry me?"

The frog looks back across pond shaking its head, "How many times do I have to tell you? NO, NO, and for the last time, NO!"

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]cole ananiona mimi ni kivuruge humu,hawezi nisifia

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[myoyambendi]

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