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[Numbisa]

Kipa wa Penarol Kevin Dawson alilazimika kuomba jezi kutoka kwa shabiki baada yake kusahau jezi yake nyumbani kabla ya klabu yake kucheza dhidi ya Progreso katika ligi kuu ya Uruguay, Primera Division. (Mail)
Bora kutoka Jumatatu
Mkufunzi mkuu wa Real Madrid Zinedine Zidane amesema washambuliaji wake Gareth Bale, 28, na Karim Benzema, 30, "watasalia" katika klabu hiyo licha ya tetesi kudokeza kwamba huenda wakahama. (Star)
Meneja wa Arsenal anayeondoka Arsene Wenger atachukua "miezi minne hadi mitano" kuamua kuhusu mustakabali wake. (London Evening Standard)

 

[Numbisa]

Kipa wa Penarol Kevin Dawson alilazimika kuomba jezi kutoka kwa shabiki baada yake kusahau jezi yake nyumbani kabla ya klabu yake kucheza dhidi ya Progreso katika ligi kuu ya Uruguay, Primera Division. (Mail)
Bora kutoka Jumatatu
Mkufunzi mkuu wa Real Madrid Zinedine Zidane amesema washambuliaji wake Gareth Bale, 28, na Karim Benzema, 30, "watasalia" katika klabu hiyo licha ya tetesi kudokeza kwamba huenda wakahama. (Star)
Meneja wa Arsenal anayeondoka Arsene Wenger atachukua "miezi minne hadi mitano" kuamua kuhusu mustakabali wake. (London Evening Standard)

 

[Numbisa]

Meneja msaidizi wa Liverpool Zeljko Buvac ameihama klabu hiyo baada ya kuzozana na meneja wa sasa Jurgen Klopp. (Daily Record)
Meneja wa Manchester City Pep Guardiola amesema City hawatasaini wachezaji zaidi ya wawili mwisho wa msimu. (Manchester Evening News)
Meneja wa Manchester United Jose Mourinho ana wasiwasi kwamba huenda mshambuliaji wake Romelu Lukaku, 24, asiweze kucheza fainali ya Kombe la FA dhidi ya Chelsea baada yake kuumia mguuni akicheza dhidi ya Arsenal Jumapili. (Times )
Meneja wa Leicester City Claude Puel amesema pengine wachezaji wameanza kuleweshwa na Kombe la Dunia au mambo mengine baada ya uchezaji wa timu yake kudorora. Walichapwa 5-0 na Crystal Palace. (Guardian)

 

[Numbisa]

STAT - Ronaldo had fewer touches than any other player in the first half (14)
Bayern have been on top for much of the half, however, and can consider themselves unfortunate not to be back in front - James squandering a great chance to make his parent club pay for some slack defending.
Kimmich’s third-minute goal handed Bayern the ideal start, only for Benzema - who has looked sharp spearheading Madrid’s attack - headed home the equaliser eight minutes later.
HALF-TIME! Hummels heads wide from the resulting corner and, with that, the referee blows the whistle to bring an enthralling first half to a close.

 

[BAK]

Dakika ya 45 Benzema 2-1 Madrid

 

[Yegomasika]

Ingekuwa Colombia huyo kipa wa Bayern Munich asingepona aisee! [emoji3][emoji1][emoji1]

 

[Nigendako]

Ingekuwa Colombia huyo kipa wa Bayern Munich asingepona aisee! [emoji3][emoji1][emoji1]

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[ledada]

Aisee vp sijachelewa maomba? Nilipata tatizo kidogo ndio mana nilipotea

Hatujachelewa kipindi cha pili sasa

 

[ledada]

Writings on the wall - Sam Smith

 

[Yegomasika]

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Hahaa, we utafungwaje goli la kizembe kama lile?

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Seduction, seduce
Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do
Like a verbal seduction, when
Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't
She's been stolen from you
Like a verbal seduction, when

Seduction, seduce
Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do
Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't
She's been stolen from you
Like a verbal seduction, when

 

[ledada]

Zawadi kwa mfanyakazi bora mkoa wa IRINGA.View attachment 763010

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[Nigendako]

Hatujachelewa kipindi cha pili sasa

Madrid na ww?

 

[Nigendako]

Hahaa, we utafungwaje goli la kizembe kama lile?

Sana mkuu, uzembe wa wazi kabsa,tayali ameicost timu yake

 

[Numbisa]

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Binti alienda kwa daktari huku analia kwa uchungu!Mazungumzo yao yalikuwa hivi:
Dr:Unalia nini?
Binti:Nimemtukana boyfriend wangu kwa kumwambia yeye na mbwa mkubwa!
Dr:Heeee!Kwa nini?
Binti:Alikuja na kunibusu!
Dr:Kama hivi?{Anambusu binti}
Binti:Eeeh,hivyohivyo!
Dr:Halafu?
Binti:Halafu akanishikashika matt.
Dr:Kama hivi?{Anamshika}
Binti:Eeh,hivyohivyo!
Dr:Eeh...
Binti:Halafu akanivua nguo zote na kunipandisha kitandani,naye akavua!
Dr:Kama hivi?
Bint:Eeh!
Dr:halafu...
Binti:Tuka do mavituz!
DR:Ka---aaaa--ma hi-viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii??
Binti:Eeeeeehhhhh-arrrrrrrsghhhhhhh!!!
Dr:Halafu?
BINTI:Halafu huyo mvulana akaniambia ameathirika na UKIMWI,nA kunionesha vyeti!!!!
Dr:Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh,wewe binti ni mbwa,shetani na mwanaharamu mkubwa!!!!!!!!!

Binti alienda kwa daktari huku analia kwa uchungu!Mazungumzo yao yalikuwa hivi:
Dr:Unalia nini?
Binti:Nimemtukana boyfriend wangu kwa kumwambia yeye na mbwa mkubwa!
Dr:Heeee!Kwa nini?
Binti:Alikuja na kunibusu!
Dr:Kama hivi?{Anambusu binti}
Binti:Eeeh,hivyohivyo!
Dr:Halafu?
Binti:Halafu akanishikashika matt.
Dr:Kama hivi?{Anamshika}
Binti:Eeh,hivyohivyo!
Dr:Eeh...
Binti:Halafu akanivua nguo zote na kunipandisha kitandani,naye akavua!
Dr:Kama hivi?
Bint:Eeh!
Dr:halafu...
Binti:Tuka do mavituz!
DR:Ka---aaaa--ma hi-viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii??
Binti:Eeeeeehhhhh-arrrrrrrsghhhhhhh!!!
Dr:Halafu?
BINTI:Halafu huyo mvulana akaniambia ameathirika na UKIMWI,nA kunionesha vyeti!!!!
Dr:Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh,wewe binti ni mbwa,shetani na mwanaharamu mkubwa!!!!!!!!!

 

[ledada]

Madrid na ww?

Hapana Bayern

 

[Numbisa]

Hatujachelewa kipindi cha pili sasa

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[Numbisa]

Ingekuwa Colombia huyo kipa wa Bayern Munich asingepona aisee! [emoji3][emoji1][emoji1]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]go madrid

 

[Numbisa]

Leo nafatilia mpira humu humu

 

[Nigendako]

Hapana Bayern

Aisee,, hii Bayern halali itoke tu,, hauko Bayern kwa nia njema