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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked he replied miserably, "My wife missed the bus."

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Kajituma hasa Mkuu badala ya kutafuta short cut.

Safi sana, amependeza aisee.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked puzzled. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

 

[hearly]

Sema jamaaa yangu

nakusalimu chief"" mtu Mwenye akili nyingi"" mpaka Satan anaona wivu/mawenge

 

[hearly]

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked puzzled. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

ha haha haaa

 

[ledada]

Blood, Sweat & Tears

Kasmart [emoji119]

 

[Nigendako]

Kasmart [emoji119]

mambo shiro

 

[ledada]

mambo shiro

Poa kasmart niaje?

 

[Nigendako]

Poa kasmart niaje?

poa shiro, uko fyt ww?

 

[BAK]

....lakini usisahau kuna mchapo wa nguvu kabla ya kupanda vitandani kule Italy.

Usiku unakua mkubwa

 

[BAK]

Very true

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[Nigendako]

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Hahaha dah

 

[Cole Williams]

Wapi mzee wa liver

 

[Nigendako]

....lakini usisahau kuna mchapo wa nguvu kabla ya kupanda vitandani kule Italy.

Mkuu leo vipi karata yako unampa nani? As roma o liverpool

 

[hearly]

Na kitanda hakizai haramu [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

hahaa wanaume kweli " tunaonewa mnoo"

 

[hearly]

Na wanaotoka bila bila je?

raha ya mechi inatoweka" sababu panakuwa hakuna wakumtambia mwenzie""

 

[ledada]

poa shiro, uko fyt ww?

Niko vizuri kasmart, siku yako imeendaje?

 

[ledada]