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Shimba ya Buyenze · May 2, 2018

A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked he replied miserably, "My wife missed the bus."

Shimba ya Buyenze · May 2, 2018

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

MALCOM LUMUMBA · May 2, 2018

BAK said:
Kajituma hasa Mkuu badala ya kutafuta short cut.

Safi sana, amependeza aisee.

Shimba ya Buyenze · May 2, 2018

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

Shimba ya Buyenze · May 2, 2018

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked puzzled. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

hearly · May 2, 2018

Malcom Lumumba said:
Sema jamaaa yangu

nakusalimu chief"" mtu Mwenye akili nyingi"" mpaka Satan anaona wivu/mawenge

hearly · May 2, 2018

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked puzzled. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

ha haha haaa

ledada · May 2, 2018

ningendako said:
Blood, Sweat & Tears

Kasmart [emoji119]

Nigendako · May 2, 2018

ledada said:
Kasmart [emoji119]

mambo shiro

ledada · May 2, 2018

ningendako said:
mambo shiro

Poa kasmart niaje?

Nigendako · May 2, 2018

ledada said:
Poa kasmart niaje?

poa shiro, uko fyt ww?

BAK · May 2, 2018

....lakini usisahau kuna mchapo wa nguvu kabla ya kupanda vitandani kule Italy.

myoyambendi said:
Usiku unakua mkubwa

BAK · May 2, 2018

Very true

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Nigendako · May 2, 2018

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Hahaha dah

Cole Williams · May 2, 2018

Wapi mzee wa liver

Nigendako · May 2, 2018

BAK said:
....lakini usisahau kuna mchapo wa nguvu kabla ya kupanda vitandani kule Italy.

Mkuu leo vipi karata yako unampa nani? As roma o liverpool

hearly · May 2, 2018

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Na kitanda hakizai haramu [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

hahaa wanaume kweli " tunaonewa mnoo"

hearly · May 2, 2018

Pyaar said:
Na wanaotoka bila bila je?

raha ya mechi inatoweka" sababu panakuwa hakuna wakumtambia mwenzie""

ledada · May 2, 2018

ningendako said:
poa shiro, uko fyt ww?

Niko vizuri kasmart, siku yako imeendaje?

ledada · May 2, 2018

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