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[Nigendako]

African parents will be like,
"Neema come and meet Aunt Jane... She stood by me at the hospital the day you were born. Do you still remember her?"

Aisee! Black continent

 

[Pyaar]

African parents will be like,
"Neema come and meet Aunt Jane... She stood by me at the hospital the day you were born. Do you still remember her?"

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[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kupoozesha chai kwa kizungu inaitwa aje? Niko na mzungu hapa namwambia exchange exchange tea with different cups like shwaaaa... shwaaa... hashiki, nimejaribu kumwambia pfff pfff the tea to remove hotness hashiki mpaka nimemalizia na switch off the tea. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A Kikuyu lady can tell the amount of money you've withdrawn from an ATM with that "trrrrrrrrrrr..."

[emoji134]‍♂[emoji134]‍♂[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Most of this successful guys you see around are doing great because they have more than one girl praying for them [emoji87]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Wakati jamaa anambembeleza mke wake usiku mambo y'alikuwa Hivi :

MUME: Mke wangu
naomba nikubusu

MKE: Sitaki[emoji35]

MUME: Ntakununulia pete ya gold[emoji4]

MKE: Staki[emoji35]

MUME: Ntakununulia gari[emoji4]

MKE: Sitaki….[emoji35]

Basi mtoto wao aliyekuwa kalala usingizi wa mang'amung'amu alisikia haya maneno anashangaa mama yake anaahidiwa vitu vikubwaa Hivi halafu hataki ikabidi naye afunguke

MTOTO: Baba basi nibusu mimi uninunulie baiskeli[emoji6]

BABA: Pumbafu lala huko mjinga mkubwa[emoji35]


Hapo Ndo ujue Hata ziwa Victoria ni ziwa Kama maziwa mengine lakini halijawahi kunyonywa [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Unaona dem amesimama pekeake wewe na kiherehere yako unamwendea oooh mambo oooh can I join you na yeye ako hapo anataka kunyamba... My friend unataka kumjoin mnyambe pamoja ama
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[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Did you know
all ladies are
Illuminati[emoji33]
[emoji33][emoji33][emoji33][emoji33]..
Check out the word
FEMALES written
in reverse is SELAMEF..
This means that you've just wasted your time reading this post...

 

[Pyaar]

A Kikuyu lady can tell the amount of money you've withdrawn from an ATM with that "trrrrrrrrrrr..."

[emoji134]‍♂[emoji134]‍♂[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[Rutashubanyuma]