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[Davet]

Davet leo unalinda?

Ndio dia nahisi leo nitakuepo sana, vipi wewe upo?

 

[Numbisa]

Anasema asingeweza kushangilia kwa sababu mtu aliyemfundisha soka, Sir Alex Ferguson, alikuwa kitandani Manchester akipigania uhai wake baada ya kukimbizwa hospitalini hapo kutokana na tatizo la ubongo.

 

[Numbisa]

Anasema asingeweza kushangilia kwa sababu mtu aliyemfundisha soka, Sir Alex Ferguson, alikuwa kitandani Manchester akipigania uhai wake baada ya kukimbizwa hospitalini hapo kutokana na tatizo la ubongo.

 

[Numbisa]

Anasema asingeweza kushangilia kwa sababu mtu aliyemfundisha soka, Sir Alex Ferguson, alikuwa kitandani Manchester akipigania uhai wake baada ya kukimbizwa hospitalini hapo kutokana na tatizo la ubongo.

 

[ledada]

Kama ni wewe sema tu mkuu, mimi wala sikuombi namba yako bwana......![emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] walai vile sio mimi nimemuiba tu sehemu

 

[Davet]

West ham 0 Vs 0 Man united

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Numbisa]

Nawezaje kushangilia wakati mtu muhimu aliyenifundisha jinsi ya kucheza soka yupo kitandani akijaribu kupigania uhai wake?” Alihoji Ronaldo juzi Jumanne alipoulizwa kwanini hakushangilia bao lake dhidi ya Barcelona.

 

[Numbisa]

Nawezaje kushangilia wakati mtu muhimu aliyenifundisha jinsi ya kucheza soka yupo kitandani akijaribu kupigania uhai wake?” Alihoji Ronaldo juzi Jumanne alipoulizwa kwanini hakushangilia bao lake dhidi ya Barcelona.

 

[omarion5]

*KUNA GHARAMA HAPA?*[emoji383][emoji780]

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*Inakugharimu kiasi gani kumsalimia mlinzi anaekufungulia geti ukiingia kazini?*

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*Inakugharimu kiasi gani kumuomba mfanya usafi akuruhusu upite kuliko kukanyaga mahali alipodeki na hapajakauka bado?*

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*Inakugharimu kiasi gani kumsalimia mtu ambae mmekaa nae seat moja safarini?*

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*Inakugharimu kiasi gani kusema Asante kama MTU amekutendea vyema??*

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*Wanaume Inakugharimu kiasi gani Kusema samahani kwa mke wako unapokosea au unapochelewa kurudi nyumbani?*

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*Je Inakugharimu kiasi gani kumpakulia mke wako chakula baada ya yeye kupika?*

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*Inakugharimu kiasi gani kupokea simu na kumwambia mtu Niko ktk mazingira yasiyo rafiki kwa mawasiliano kuliko kuacha simu inaita unaiangalia tu au unakata?*

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*Inakugharimu kiasi gani kumsalimia na kumtendea vyema mtu usiemjua?*

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*Inakugharimu nini kutoa nguo ambazo huzivai na kuwapatia wahitaji, au chakula ambacho kimebaki kuliko kumwaga kwann usiwape watu wale?*

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*Inakugharimu kiasi gani kupokea simu ya MTU anaekudai na umwambie hujapata pesa yake bado na ukipata utampatia badala yake unazima sim?, unabadilisha lain,? unawacha inaitaa wewe hushughuliki? au unakata sim yake??*

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*Inakugharimu kiasi gani kutenda wema hata kwa yule anaekuchukia???*

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*Kwani inakugharimu kiasi gani kumnunulia nguo nzuri house girl/boy wako kukaa pamoja kula pamoja kwanini yeye anakula jikoni ninyi mezani? mkitoka outing familia yako na house girl wako, basi mavazi yake na mwonekano wake tu humtambulisha, kwanini?*

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*Itakugharimu nini wewe bosi/manager kuwasalimia au kucheka na wafanyakazi walio chini yako?*

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*Wewe mzazi itakugharimu kitu gani kumwambia mwanao unampenda!?*

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*Wewe mke itakugharimu kitu gani kumwambia mmeo unampenda!?*

[emoji336] *ITAKUGHARIMU NINI KUITUMA HII KWA WENGINE?*[emoji390][emoji390][emoji390]

Ukweli mchungu.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Numbisa]

Nawezaje kushangilia wakati mtu muhimu aliyenifundisha jinsi ya kucheza soka yupo kitandani akijaribu kupigania uhai wake?” Alihoji Ronaldo juzi Jumanne alipoulizwa kwanini hakushangilia bao lake dhidi ya Barcelona.

 

[omarion5]

Hahhahahqh mabundi

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[Numbisa]

Nawezaje kushangilia wakati mtu muhimu aliyenifundisha jinsi ya kucheza soka yupo kitandani akijaribu kupigania uhai wake?” Alihoji Ronaldo juzi Jumanne alipoulizwa kwanini hakushangilia bao lake dhidi ya Barcelona.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

English Killed by Teachers:

PE Teacher: Both the three of you, stand together separately.

Geography Teacher: Will you hang that map or else I'll hang myself.

Principal: Tomorrow I will call your parents, especially your Mother and Father.

English Teacher: Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I'm in the class!
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[ledada]

Ndio dia nahisi leo nitakuepo sana, vipi wewe upo?

Dah mimi sidhani kama niko na muda mrefu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Common Sense...

My boss thinks I am a fool. Yesterday he sent me to buy 2kg of sugar but I only found 1kg at the shops so I didn't buy. I went back to the office & told him that they only had 1kg. Very pissed at me, he asked me why I didn't use my brain and buy two 1kg packs to make a total of 2kg.

Today he sent me to buy a pair of slippers size 6 but I only found Size 3. This time I used my brain and bought 2 pairs of Size 3 to make Size 6. I took them to him & he told me to wait outside.

I can see him typing.

I guess it's a promotion letter...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If you think Devil is a liar, then you haven't met a horny man [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Davet]

Narudi - Mr blue [emoji52][emoji52][emoji22][emoji22][emoji24][emoji24]

Aisee...

 

[Numbisa]

Licha ya kuendelea vema kwa sasa, mashabiki wa soka duniani kote walikuwa na wasiwasi mkubwa baada ya Ferguson kukimbizwa katika hospitali moja ya Manchester akitokea nyumbani kwake, kabla ya kupigwa kwa pambano la El Clasico.