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[sweetlee]

Ningependa uendelee kufurahi.

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Don't be a boring boyfriend

Sometimes just
grab her wig in public an run away
with it...She will luv u 4ever [emoji4]

 

[sweetlee]

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] ndiyo wapi hiyo

Hata mimi hapo kanichanganya

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

When Government finds "Minerals" in your yard, the minerals belong to the Government, but when the same Government finds "Marijuana" in your yard then it belongs to you. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

she Told Me she Was Coming To My Place By 9pm, But she Came By 7pm & Caught Me With Another woman.. How Can I Forgive her For Lying To Me?? She's Not Trustworthy

 

[omarion5]

Sio makazi ni mtaa wa kujidai [emoji23]

Ahaa powa sana.

 

[omarion5]

Mtaani kwetu hiyo

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] ndiyo wapi hiyo

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

That moment back in school, when the whole class is using your eraser then when it comes back to you its so thin like slay queen... [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

There is always that one child at church, who looks at you as if they know all your sins![emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Sex Without Condoms is Magical... A baby Appears And Father Disappears.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Tattoos are for young girls
Real women have stretch marks and black knees.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If you are a 'Side chick' you not Allowed to send texts Like: "Hey Honey can I come and visit you?" •°•°• You send texts Like: "Hello Coach, Is there Any Practice Today?"

 

[Davet]

Tupendane tupendane penzi liwe sawa sawa [emoji445][emoji445]

 

[omarion5]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Don't be a boring boyfriend

Sometimes just
grab her wig in public an run away
with it...She will luv u 4ever [emoji4]

 

[Davet]

Lisiwe nusu na robo kwa kilo [emoji445]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Dating Short Chicks Is Good
Untill Is Time To Say Goodbye
She Hugs Your Legs .
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Your relationship doesn't need to make sense to anyone, except you and your partner. It's a relationship, Not a community project [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[omarion5]

Hata mimi hapo kanichanganya

Hapo kwetu Wenyeji wanapaita kwa wahunii ila mimi sio mmoja wao

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Some ladies want "a Listening, Loving and Caring Partner". The last time I checked That was the slogan for Equity Bank. In, short they want Money [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[ISIS]

Pendeza na kijoka chako[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

Hahahaha