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ISIS

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moudgulf said:

Pendeza sana na mdoli wako[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

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Joka hilo!

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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A friend of mine once called me with a landline number from her work place pretending to be offering me a job. We don't talk anymore.

 

sweetlee

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omarion5 said:

Hapo kwetu Wenyeji wanapaita kwa wahunii ila mimi sio mmoja wao

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Oooh

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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If your girl's name is Patience and another guy is trying to hola at her, tunaeza sema he is trying your patience ama?

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Weekend ikifika, kuna wale madem wanatext wanaume wawatolee form, wakikosa anakuja online anapost "Men are trash" "I hate broke men". Remember, God is watching you. [emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Men are attracted by what they see, that's why women put on make up. Women are attracted by what they hear, that's why men lie. Problems start when the truth comes out and the make up is removed.[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Call Duration:
Before sex: 01:47:36
After sex: 00:00:19
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Shimba ya Buyenze

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Nilifikiri ni mimi pekee najua kizungu, kumbe tuko wengi. Nimeuliza my neighbor, "what is the difference between E-mail and G-mail?" Akanijibu; Email - are mails sent using Electricity Gmail- are mails sent using Generator.

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Unakuliwa dem na mwanaume kwa the same hostel, same room, same bed… yaani hii maisha ikiamua kukukanyagia si lazima ivae hata viatu[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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HAKUNA MADEM WAKO NA MADHARAU KWA HII DUNIA KAMA MADEM HUFANYA JOB KWA MPESA. Kwanza wakiitisha ID utadhani ni yao...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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While I was growing up,Education used to be the key to success until connections and sex changed the locks [emoji856][emoji856][emoji817]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Bedbugs will never attack a comrade when he is having sex ,they usually hide and watch the act

Comrades riah........hii n kaliiiii

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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The amount of lipstick some guys have swallowed in the name of kissing[emoji8] is enough to paint two local government schools[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Aty Wahaya hufikiria aty safe sex ni kufunga mlango

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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An Arab falls in love with a Kikuyu girl and decides to meet her father (Njoroge).

Arab : Your daughter is beautiful and I love her. If you let me marry her I will give u gold equal to her weight.

Njoroge: I need time.

Arab : To think?

Njoroge : No no...to increase her weight

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] kikuyu are the best investor !! [emoji1436][emoji1436][emoji1436][emoji1436][emoji1436]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Jamaa alivuta bangi, akaenda kwake, akamwangalia bibi yake kwa dakika tano alafu akamuuliza," ULIAMUA KABISA HAUTAWAI OLEWA"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

omarion5

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Katandala

 

omarion5

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Jangwani

 

omarion5

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Kant'alamba

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Would you take a bullet for your partner??
Me:[emoji15][emoji15] taking things that don't belong to you is theft
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