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Things that define Africans:

1. Urinating behind the toilet

2. Wife sleeping next to wall

3. Keeping the broom behind the door

4. When you get rich people say that you have joined illuminati

5. When you take a shower, they ask where do you want to go?

6. Keeping some plates and cups aside specifically for visitors

7.Baada ya kupika Chapo lazima zihesabiwe

8.No natural death in Africa.... Your enemy is always the cause

Am proud to be African.....[emoji109]
 
A Wife took her very ill husband to see d doctor. After d medical routine check-up.... the Doctor confidentially told wife: ...... Give him healthy breakfast daily, be pleasant & in good mood, don't fight.. Cook tasty dinner & don't discuss your problems wit him. Stop watching TV shows & facebook. Don't demand for money or new jewels. If u can do this for one year, your husband will be ok. On the way home.,
Husband asks wife: What did the doctor say..?
Wife: Your survival is not possible! [emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
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