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'Mpumbavu akitajirika hakai na wenzake'

Panya mmoja alimeza almasi ya tajiri, yule tajiri alipogundua akatafuta mtu ambaye ni muua panya ili aipate almasi yake.
Muua panya alipofika kwa tajari, alionyeshwa dari wanapojificha panya wengi.
Muua panga alipoingia darini akakuta panya wengi sana wamekusanyika pamoja, lakini panya mmoja peke yake alikaa pembeni.
Papo hapo akamuu yule panya na alipompasua ndani kweli akakuta almasi ya tajiri.
Tajiri kwa mshangao huku akiwa haamini, akamuuliza muua panya kuwa umemjuaje kwa haraka vile panya mwenye almasi yake wakati kuna panya wengi.
Yule kijana muua panya akamjibu tu 'MPUMBAVU AKITAJIRIKA HAKAI NA WENZAKE'
 
Musa: Wassup!
Aisha: I'm cool you?
Musa: Same, where are you chatting from?
Aisha: Arusha .
Musa: Okay,what's your favourite colour?
Aisha: Boo, do I look like a small girl to you? Stop asking irrelevant questions and ask reasonable INTELLECTUAL questions
Musa: Ok, how many molecules of sulphuric acid is needed to neutralise 5ml of sodium carbonate and 5 volumes of Tetraoxosulphate (vi)acid when calcium is heated at a temp of 200°C using nickel as a catalyst?
Aisha: My Favourite colour is brown and you?
 
Something happened today at shoprite. I approach a girl and demanded for her number, girl gave out the number without hesitation.. So i Promised to call and there in front of her, i entered my Range Rover 2015 model and drove off. The girl started shouting "WRONG NUMBER!!!" Pls wait wait i gave u a wrong number... Oh my God what have i done.... Wait
 
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