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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

_What is a wedding?_


A wedding is a gathering of people where two people are thinking of sex and the rest of the people are thinking of food
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[Pyaar]

Pengine zile ambazo huwa zinatoka ndiyo huwa nusu. Who knows [emoji1550]‍♂️[emoji1550]‍♂️[emoji1550]‍♂️[emoji1550]‍♂️[emoji1550]‍♂️[emoji1550]‍♂️

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], kwani sperm nusu zinaweza tengeneza mimba???

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nani aliambia wakenya ukienda bafu ati ile maji yenye ubakia ndo uosha panties[emoji31][emoji31][emoji85][emoji31][emoji85][emoji31]...

 

[capitalpool]

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[Pyaar]

Gharama za magari ya kunyonyea ni kubwa sana [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Lakini nani aliambia Wakenya lazima kifagio ikae nyuma ya mlango? [emoji23] [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[myoyambendi]

15:06

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kuna kanjo amenipata nikikojoa hpa Uhuru park, akadaisha 500, nkamtolea 1000, akadai" kojoa tena sina change [emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]"

 

[Pyaar]

_What is a wedding?_


A wedding is a gathering of people where two people are thinking of sex and the rest of the people are thinking of food
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[Pyaar]

Hmmmm kweli pesa nikama ukimwi.... Juu kila MTU ukimuuliza atakwambia tu sina,, [emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12] wewe uko nayo?

[emoji23][emoji23], SINA

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], kwani sperm nusu zinaweza tengeneza mimba???

Utani usiuingize kwenye sayansi bana [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Pyaar]

Utani usiuingize kwenye sayansi bana [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23],

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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You code everewhea...

Safi sana...

 

[Pyaar]

Kuna kanjo amenipata nikikojoa hpa Uhuru park, akadaisha 500, nkamtolea 1000, akadai" kojoa tena sina change [emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]"

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[Pyaar]

[emoji23][emoji23], kwema mkuu?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

My school teacher taught me most of the Lies I tell today, she would tell me to write a letter to my Uncle abroad when she knows my Uncle is in the Village.
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[capitalpool]

If I am watching porn and God is watching me, that means ...?

 

[Pyaar]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Teacher:Write an essay on "if I was a millionaire"
(Kila mtu anaanza kuandika except mimi)
Teacher: Why are you not writing¿¿¿
Me:I'm waiting for my secretary.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I saw someone withdraw cash and then left the ATM without counting the money.
Kenyans we are losing our culture now[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]