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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Girls name on Facebook
American girl: Maria Smith
Japanese girl: Natasha Lee
Tanzanian girl: halima Adam
Kenyan girl: Etz da sexy pweedy curvy chocolate slay queen[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Sister why now?[emoji40][emoji40][emoji40]
Kenyan ladies walikosea wapi

 

[myoyambendi]

15:12

 

[Pyaar]

[emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

CRAZY INTERVIEW

TV ANCHOR INTERVIEWING A FARMER.
QN: what do you feed your goats?
Farmer: black one or white one?
Anchor: white one...
Farmer: grass.
Anchor: and black one??
Farmer: i give her grass too?
Anchor: where do they sleep?
Farmer: which one,black or white?
Anchor: white one...

Farmer: outer room of the farm.
Anchor: and black one?
Farmer: also outer room of farm.
anchor in an angry manner..."idiot if
you do the same to both then why do
you ask every time white or black?"
Farmer: because white one is mine..
Anchor: and the black one?
Farmer: its also mine!

 

[capitalpool]

[emoji23][emoji23], kwema mkuu?

Kwema kiasi, na recover taratibu. Mambo vip?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

In a "Mental Hospital" of 38 patient's, a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?

Dr: "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
and ask them to empty the bathtub."

Journalist: "Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger."

Dr: "No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!"
........................................
[emoji3][emoji3] You also thought of the bucket, didn't you? Please go to bed No. 40 ! [emoji13]

Forward quickly... There are still some beds available !!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ladies again if he doesn't treat you well don't shave, if he behaves like an animal let him eat in the jungle.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

When Buying meat as a man you gotta say Katakata not nikatie that may send the wrong message if the butcher is gay

 

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Indeed

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ili utajirike lazima ufahamu mambo makubwa mawili




Mambo yenyewe hata mm siyafahamu ndomaana sijatajirika
Tuendelee tu kuhangaika ndugu yangu hakuna namna

 

[capitalpool]

You code everewhea...

Safi sana...

Uwa unakutana na codes mahali?

 

[myoyambendi]

15:17

 

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[myoyambendi]

Ili utajirike lazima ufahamu mambo makubwa mawili




Mambo yenyewe hata mm siyafahamu ndomaana sijatajirika
Tuendelee tu kuhangaika ndugu yangu hakuna namna

duh!!!!

 

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[capitalpool]

If a relationship IS NOT about SEX, Why don't you date your family member?

 

[myoyambendi]

15:19

 

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