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American girl: Maria Smith
Japanese girl: Natasha Lee
Tanzanian girl: halima Adam
Kenyan girl: Etz da sexy pweedy curvy chocolate slay queen[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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CRAZY INTERVIEW

TV ANCHOR INTERVIEWING A FARMER.
QN: what do you feed your goats?
Farmer: black one or white one?
Anchor: white one...
Farmer: grass.
Anchor: and black one??
Farmer: i give her grass too?
Anchor: where do they sleep?
Farmer: which one,black or white?
Anchor: white one...

Farmer: outer room of the farm.
Anchor: and black one?
Farmer: also outer room of farm.
anchor in an angry manner..."idiot if
you do the same to both then why do
you ask every time white or black?"
Farmer: because white one is mine..
Anchor: and the black one?
Farmer: its also mine!
 
In a "Mental Hospital" of 38 patient's, a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?

Dr: "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
and ask them to empty the bathtub."

Journalist: "Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger."

Dr: "No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!"
........................................
[emoji3][emoji3] You also thought of the bucket, didn't you? Please go to bed No. 40 ! [emoji13]

Forward quickly... There are still some beds available !!
 
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