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[mzee wa liver]

Mama yake naye anakabiliwa na mashtaka ya kuchochea mapinduzi ya serikali.

 

[mzee wa liver]

Rais Kagame alishinda uchaguzi wa mwaka uliopita kwa asilimia 98.63 ya kura.

 

[mzee wa liver]

Amesifiwa kwa kuleta mafanikio ya kuichumi nchini humo tangu yafanyike mauaji ya kimbari mwaka 1994.

 

[mzee wa liver]

Good night all wanalikes

 

[myoyambendi]

It's impossible to kill a Kenyan :
Unampea Sukari iko na copper na Mercury,
Chips hupikwa na mafuta ya transformer,
Maziwa ya kiosk ni madawa ya mortuary,
Samosa iko na Nyama ya Paka,
Nyama ya Punda kwa Butchery,
Asali anawekewa Mollases,
Sukuma wiki inatolewa kwa Sewage,
Mchele ni ya plastic,
Kenchic broilers hunoneshwa na dawa za HIV,
Samaki za ponds hupewa fertilizers,
Na bado ukimsalimia anasema "Niko sawa Kabisa, Kung'ang'ana tu".
We Are Made of STEEL!....[emoji38][emoji38]

Mh!!!!

 

[mzee wa liver]

Kesho nayo siku

 

[myoyambendi]

Kesho nayo siku

Kweli mkuu..

 

[myoyambendi]

22:54

 

[uludodi]

Jf imerudiiiiiiiiii[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji2]

 

[myoyambendi]

Usiku unakua mkubwa

 

[uludodi]

22:58

 

[myoyambendi]

23:00

 

[myoyambendi]

Amani itawale usiku wetu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

In a family dinner time,father shares a riddle.
"I went to the bank to deposit my money. But,their were changes outside the bank. They had grown many trees outside till i could not find my way in. So i was wondering how they get out when they want to eliminate dirty water after sweeping and washing the floor...(before he finished,youngest son jumps in...)
" that's a vagina."
Mom: what?
Son: yes. Dad wanted to have sex,but your area was bushy - ie trees outside the bank. He searched and searched and could not get through...sweeping and cleaning the bank floor and taking out dirty water is your urine...he wonders how u urinate if the door is locked by trees!

Mom fainted.

 

[myoyambendi]

Wapi KK

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Those who used to jump over the fence in high school,are you out of the country now!!![emoji848][emoji848][emoji848]

 

[Jodoki Kalimilo]

Jf imerudiiiiiiiiii[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji2]

Naombeni like za kuanzia tarehe 11 June kusherehekea kurudi kwa JF

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kadem kanakuvisit, unakabuyia Fanta kubwa, unaweka series, after 10min mvua inaaza, thn umeme unakatika. Coincidence? Aaa wapi

 

[omarion5]

Ingini imewakaaaa....

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I once got cheated on so bad that I ended up Whatsapping myself from another phone pretending to be in a happy relationship.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]