Shimba ya Buyenze
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- Dec 22, 2014
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"Haukai wewe"
Kenyan people telling you, that you are Smartly Dressed
Kenyan people telling you, that you are Smartly Dressed
Yego. Kwema mkuu? Safari hii tubadilishane contacts aisee ili TCRA wakifanya tena mambo yao kusiwe na shida...Ma Misambwanda bado tu yanaendelea humu? [emoji23][emoji23]
Morning mkuu
Hapo mlango ukifunguliwa lazima idondoke kabisa aisee
Nashukuru mo salah kuongezewa mkataba 2022 bado tunakikosi imara season hii
No.24 ilikuwa yanitesa sana...[emoji23]Children nowadays don't even know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following 40 reasons:
1. Crying after being beaten.
2. Not crying after being beaten.
3. Crying without being beaten.
4. Standing while the elders are seated.
5. Sitting while the elders are standing.
6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated.
7. Replying back to an elder.
8. Not replying back to an elder.
9. Spending too much time without being beaten.
10. Singing after being admonished.
11. Not greeting visitors.
12. Eating food prepared for the visitors.
13. Crying to go with the visitors when the visitors are leaving.
14. Refusing to eat.
15. Coming back home after sunset.
16. Eating at the neighbour's home.
17. Generally being moody.
18. Generally being too excited.
19. Fighting with your age mate and losing.
20. Fighting with your age mate and winning.
21. Eating too slowly.
22. Eating too quickly.
23. Eating too much.
24. Not finishing your food.
25. Scraping your plate
26. Eating and talking
27. Talking and chewing
28. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up.
29. Looking at the visitors while they are eating.
30. Stumbling and falling when walking.
31. Looking at an elder eye ball to eye ball.
32. When an elder is talking to you and you blink your eye.
33. When an elder is talking to you and you stared without blinking.
34. When you look at an elder with a corner eye.
When an elder points at you.
35. When your mates were playing Street football and you joined them to play.
36. When your mates were playing and you were not playing with them.
37. When you don't wash your dish
38. When you don't wash your dish properly
39. When you break your dish
40. When you bite your nails
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Yego. Kwema mkuu? Safari hii tubadilishane contacts aisee ili TCRA wakifanya tena mambo yao kusiwe na shida...
===> Wapi umeona misambwanda? Post inahusu hii tabia ya kuweka kalenda kwenye vitasa [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
No.24 ilikuwa yanitesa sana...[emoji23]
Safiii jirani yangu!
Kazeeka walahi
Hahahahaha!!! Yaani nilikuwa sipendi chakula kabisa tabhani...Nilikuwa nikisikia harufu ya chakula tu natamani nipotee home[emoji23]Ulikuwa kamodel mwanawasu? [emoji23][emoji23]