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*After 15 years*
Son: How did you meet mom?
Me: Instagram
Son: What did you first say?
Me: Send nudes

Dating in our Generation
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Disaster is when you stole meat from the pot,and you couldn't recall whether the spoon was on top or inside the pot.
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Don't be shy or afraid to accept money/Airtime from your Ex its your pension money.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

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I remember when wigs were just for grannies,its funny how things change so fast[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji174]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Female brain
40% Love
20% shopping
20% money
10% Gossiping
10% Fu**ing

Male brain
97% Fu**ing
1% whom to f*ck
1% where to f*ck
1% how to f*ck

Men are like shoe laces, they enter many holes before they tie the knot. Sijui mbona siwachangi kusema ukweli[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Wanaume kujeni hapa nyuma ya tent tukubaliane ni nani tutamla kwanza[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

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