Uzi maalum wa kupeana Likes: Comment chochote upate "Like"

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Wale madem wanakataa kutoa suruali then ukiifikisha kwa magoti wanakusaidia kuisukuma kwa miguu, thanks for thinking twice[emoji13][emoji13][emoji13]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

When a herdsman dies, his son inherits his cows., but when a professor dies his certificates becomes a waste.

Moral Lesson: use your school fees to buy cows[emoji41]

Wisdom will kill me[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Unakutana na mtu ananuka nyama choma na hana toothpick kwa mdomo ...Ujue solar imewaka
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Did you ever notice:
Everything on a woman's upper body starts with "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with "P" Peticoat, panties, p**sy...
No wonder men suffer from High B.P.!!!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

During the shooting of a movie.
DIRECTOR: Now we are going to release the lion and it will chase you. But don't worry it wont bite you.
MUSA: How sure are you?
DIRECTOR: It is written in the script.
MUSA: Has the lion read the script?

[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Blacklist18]

Unakutana na mtu ananuka nyama choma na hana toothpick kwa mdomo ...Ujue solar imewaka
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Some dudes brag about how many women they slept with, but forget to mention how many minutes they lasted [emoji38][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[konge]

Mi powa kabisa. Afadhali siku hizi unapita pita sana huku. Kuna kipindi ulipoteaga jumla. Bakia nasi [emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]

Pamoja kiongozi , ni majukumu kuna muda yana bana inabidi uwe kama haupo , ila tupo p1 kiongozi

 

[myoyambendi]

16:01

 

[konge]

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[myoyambendi]

alasiri..

 

[konge]

During the shooting of a movie.
DIRECTOR: Now we are going to release the lion and it will chase you. But don't worry it wont bite you.
MUSA: How sure are you?
DIRECTOR: It is written in the script.
MUSA: Has the lion read the script?

[emoji23][emoji23]

[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Blacklist18]

Teh teh

 

[Nas Jr]

bado watu tunapeana likes, naombeni namimi nizipate nikatoe m-pesa

 

[Pyaar]

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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]LA PUSSY LA AIDS

 

[myoyambendi]

16:08

 

[myoyambendi]

bado watu tunapeana likes, naombeni namimi nizipate nikatoe m-pesa

ukipewa nawe toa pia

 

[myoyambendi]

16:10

 

[myoyambendi]

kila jambo na wakati

 

[myoyambendi]

utafiti...