On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. Pussie, in particular loses it.
Screaming, Pussie stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" Pussie wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man, Dickie in particular, stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," Dickie says.
Dickie is gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes. Dickie starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.
Pussie is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. Dickie removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling Pussie, and whispers:
"Iron this."