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Davet
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Hapana sijamuona mkuu, katembelea humu?
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Tofauti kati ya Mama wa kizungu na Mama wa kiafrika wakati wa kuwanywesha watoto dawa;
Mama wa kizungu: Open you mouth baby!
Mama wa kiafrika: Fanya Aaaaaaaaanh![emoji18][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]♂♂♂♂
Mama wa kizungu: Open you mouth baby!
Mama wa kiafrika: Fanya Aaaaaaaaanh![emoji18][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]♂♂♂♂
mzee wa liver
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Mkuu bado mida ikifika shusha kama mvua
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Ukikula dem wa Mombasa..alafu uskie amekohoa sauti ibadilike ikue ya Dume tena uskie..aya,geuka sasa kaka blaza..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji125]♂[emoji125]♂run for ua life[emoji23][emoji23]
Shimba ya Buyenze
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You can imagine taking your child to a private school paying fees of 60 k per term alafu mtoi akikam home unaskia akisema uwingi wa chapati ni vyapati
Ile kofi atakula [emoji16][emoji16]
Ile kofi atakula [emoji16][emoji16]
Shimba ya Buyenze
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When you have one girlfriend we call u a boyfriend
But when you are in three stable relationship like me then you're a Relationship Manager[emoji122][emoji122]
But when you are in three stable relationship like me then you're a Relationship Manager[emoji122][emoji122]
mzee wa liver
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[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] wacha tumulize mkwe wake Kichwa kichafu
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Life ya kuishi kwa mzazi ilikua my worst experience.
Tumekaa sitting room na bro,akanyamba mzae akiwa bedroom akadhani ni mimi,kelele ilitoka hapo[emoji1430]
"We endelea kunyamba ata ukiweza haraa...uko na nguvu ya kunyamba lakini ya kuhama huna"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Tumekaa sitting room na bro,akanyamba mzae akiwa bedroom akadhani ni mimi,kelele ilitoka hapo[emoji1430]
"We endelea kunyamba ata ukiweza haraa...uko na nguvu ya kunyamba lakini ya kuhama huna"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
mzee wa liver
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Na kuoa anaweza oa kabisa[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Shimba ya Buyenze
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*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Unakumbuka high school wale walimu walikuwa na Accent na hao ndio walikuwa wana insist ku-dictate notes?*
*Mkiwa class ya Chemistry unaskia, "Njahe and Njambi are heated 300 degrees and 400 degrees respectively". Unajiuliza hao ni kina nani...*
*Kumbe Anamaanisha, "Jar A and Jar B" [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]aki yawa*
*Mkiwa class ya Chemistry unaskia, "Njahe and Njambi are heated 300 degrees and 400 degrees respectively". Unajiuliza hao ni kina nani...*
*Kumbe Anamaanisha, "Jar A and Jar B" [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]aki yawa*
moudgulf
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Sahihi kiongozi
mzee wa liver
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Kama hakuna feni maksi zinapungua
Shimba ya Buyenze
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The wife checked her husband's phone and found these names:
- Tender one
- Amazing one
- Lady of my dreams
She called the Tender One and his mother answered. Then called the Amazing One and his sister answered!
When she called the Lady of my Dreams, HER phone rang!!!
She cried until she got her eyes swollen because she doubted her husband, so she gave him her one month salary to make up for her sin.
When his mother learnt of the story, she sold her jewellery and gave her son the money.
The husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as "John the Electrician" ...
Men Men Men!!!!!![emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]
- Tender one
- Amazing one
- Lady of my dreams
She called the Tender One and his mother answered. Then called the Amazing One and his sister answered!
When she called the Lady of my Dreams, HER phone rang!!!
She cried until she got her eyes swollen because she doubted her husband, so she gave him her one month salary to make up for her sin.
When his mother learnt of the story, she sold her jewellery and gave her son the money.
The husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as "John the Electrician" ...
Men Men Men!!!!!![emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]
moudgulf
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Amepotea jirani yangu mpenzi
Shimba ya Buyenze
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If you cant pay Dowry for your Wife,your Name shold also be Fowerded to loanboard, ndo usioe wife mwingine ukiwa na deni!![emoji4][emoji4]
mzee wa liver
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Hahahaha mkuu
Wakerewe watu simpo sana hatuna shida
Shimba ya Buyenze
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ladies mtaacha lini kutucompare na akina Alejandro because their girlfriends are also hotter than you! [emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]
mzee wa liver
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Anakuja mida ya wanga mcheki tu nilimshitukia akaniambia ndiye yeye
mzee wa liver
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