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SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:

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Jackie Chan
Tiësto, Dzeko
She said she too young, don't want no man
So she gon' call her friends, now that's a plan
I just ordered sushi from Japan
Know your bitch wanna kick it, Jackie Chan
Drop top, how we rollin' down on Collins South Beach (yeah)
Look like Kelly Rowland, this might be my destiny (yeah)
She want me to eat it, I guess dinner's on me (I got you, babe)
Know I got the sauce like a fuckin' recipe (ohh)
She just wanna do it for the 'Gram (you know, you know)
She just want this money in my hand (I know, you know)
I'ma give it to her when she dance, dance, dance (ayy)
She gon' catch an Uber out to Calabasas
She say she's too young, don't want no man
So she gon' call her friends, now that's a plan
I just ordered sushi from Japan
Now your bitch wanna kick it, Jackie Chan
She say she's too young, don't want no man
So she gon' call her friends, now that's a plan
I just ordered sushi from Japan
Now your bitch wanna kick it, Jackie Chan
Now your bitch wanna kick it, Jackie Chan
I think you got the wrong impression 'bout me, baby ('bout me, baby)
Just 'cause they heard what hood I’m from they think I'm crazy (they think I'm crazy)
Okay, well maybe just a little crazy (just a little)
'Cause I admit I'm crazy 'bout that lady, yeah (oh)
Finger to the world, it's *** you, pay me (I been slavin')
Run the pussy 'cause I'm runnin' out of patience
No more waitin' no, no (ayy)
Bounce it like a yo-yo (ayy)
Livin' life on fast forward but we *** in slow mo', yeah
She say she's too young, don't want no man
So she gon' call her friends, now that's a plan
I just ordered sushi from Japan
Now your bitch wanna kick it, Jackie Chan
She say she's too young, don't want no man
So she gon' call her friends, now that's a plan
I just ordered sushi from Japan
Now your bitch wanna kick it, Jackie Chan
Now your bitch wanna kick it, Jackie Chan
I can't wait for the show, oh, oh
Got that good, yeah, I know, oh, oh
You should not be alone, oh, oh
All this drink got me throwed, oh, oh
Club got me right
And I feel so alive (ayy)
She don't want a thing
She don't wanna be no wife (ayy)
She just wanna stay all night
She just wanna sniff the white (ayy)
Can't tell her nothing, no
Can't tell her nothing, no
She say she's too young, don't want no man
So she gon' call her friends, now that's a plan
I just ordered sushi from Japan
Now your bitch wanna kick it, Jackie Chan

moudgulf said:

Yajayo yanafurahisha..[emoji3] [emoji3]

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andjul said:

[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] Hajatoka darasani.Nadhani ana-copy homework

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Hahaha mkuu mzima wewe mambo yakoje lakini

moudgulf said:

Mwambie kwanza ajenge maabara yake ya kuthibisha HIV kabla na baada ya kuwapima watu vinginevyo taifa ltarudishwa Samunge[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

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Wewe unakuja na vyeti vyako vinaonyesha +ve unapata dozi ukimaliza kapime lete majibu ikiwa -ve pesa mbele kama tai 100k gharama ndogo kabisa

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:

Hakuna kitu hapo usanii tu

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Mkuu shimba usibishe Mzee anatibu kabisa nielekeze mgonjwa wako mmoja nitalipa mimi atakupa majibu yeye

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:

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*Hivi kwenye kitchen party vile wanasemaga "ukimaliza kupika ugali mwanangu usisahau kuosha mwiko"*
[emoji848] hivi wanamaanisha mwiko au mwiko huu mwiko au mwiko!?

*Hakuna kitu kinauma kama imefika mwisho wa mwezi huna hela ya kodi ya nyumba halafu anapita mlokole anaimba mbinguni kuna makazi ya bure tena mazuri saña unatamani umuulize je una namba ya dalali yoyote anayemfahamu huko mbinguni ili akupe[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]*‎

*HAKUNA KITU NILICHOKUWA NAKIPENDA SHULEN KAMA MKUU WA SHULE AKISEMA*

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*WOTE MSIOLIPA MICHANGO CHUKUA DAFTARI ZAKO NENDA NYUMBANI*

*HATA KAMA SIDAIWI LAZIMA NIWASINDIKIZE WENZANGU*[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

Usihangaike na wanaokuchukia kwani utawapoteza hata hao wachache wanaokupenda

Hivi muuza majeneza anaposema
MAGUFULI KABANA
anamaanisha nini?
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Hivi kwanini hata mtu ukiwa BAUNSA vipi
Ukiwa chooni lazima ufunge mlango[emoji81][emoji81]HIVI HUWA MNAOGOPA NINI SASA??[emoji81][emoji81]

*Hakuna wateja wavumilivu duniani, kama wateja wa kondom, siku zote huwa wanasema "mhudumie huyo kwanza me ntasubiri"*[emoji23][emoji23]

mzee wa liver said:

Hivi muuza majeneza anaposema
MAGUFULI KABANA
anamaanisha nini?
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HA HA HA WATU HAWAFI

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:

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Nauli za ndege mpya Boeing 787-8 Dreamliner hizi hapa, Sawa na bure

Kufuatia ujio wa ndege mpya aina ya Boeing 787-8 Dreamliner ambayo inatarajiwa kuanza safari zake wiki tatu zijazo tayari nauli za kupanda ndege hiyo zimeweka bayana ambapo gharama zimetajwa kuanzia Shilingi 93,000 tu kwa safari moja.

Hata hivyo ndege hiyo yenye uwezo wa kubeba abiria 262 inatarajia kuanza safari zake Julai 29, 2018 kuanzia Dar es salaam kuelekea Kilimanjaro na kisha kuelekea Mwanza na kutoka Mwanza ndege hiyo itakuwa inaruka kuelekea Kilimanjaro na kurudi jijini Dar es salaam kila siku kwa mwezi mzima.

Hizi ndio gharama za nauli ya ndege mpya Boeing 787-8 Dreamliner

Dar – Mwanza shilingi 113,000 pamoja na kodi kwa sufari moja, lakini kwenda na kurudi ni shilingi 206,000.
Kilimanjaro – Mwanza shilingi 93,000 kwa safari moja, kwenda na kurudi ni shilingi 166,000.
Dar es salaam – Kilimanjaro shilingi 98,000 kwa safari moja, kwenda na kurudi ni shilingi 176,000.
Aidha ndege hiyo inatarajiwa kurushwa na marubani 8, ilitua jijini Dar es salaam Jumapili iliyopita na kupokelewa na watanzania wakiongzwa na Rais John pombe magufuli.

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