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[Pyaar]

Ndio nilifikiri hivyo...

Asante

Pamoja

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

MEN

Stop going through your girlfriends normal texts..... Just go direct to MPESA messages that's where the real shareholders are.

 

[Pyaar]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] natamani nivae viatu vyako bro

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], umenichekesha

 

[ISIS]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kuchat na madem illiterate kwataka moyo

Utampata ako online and she is *Typing...*
After 2min still *typing...*
After 5min still *typing...*
After 10min still *typing*
After 15min _*MaMbO?*_
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[ISIS]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Babu alimwambia mjukuu "jifiche, mwalimu wako anakuja, si hujaenda shule leo" mjukuu akamjibu "jifiche wewe, mie nimeomba ruhusa kua wewe umekufa" [emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji23]

 

[ISIS]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Usione kidada kinakula CHOCOLATE halafu akatia KARATASI mkobani unasema MASHAALAH binti msafi hataki kutupa uchafu njiani*

*kumbe karatasi yaenda kulambwa nyumbani*
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[ISIS]

 

[Pyaar]

Hakika usiku wa leo ni vyema ukalipa deni la mkuu

Kwani ni leo?? J'pili ndo twausubiri mtanange.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ladies be like a relationship isn't all about sex ... my question is can you date a guy without a penis?kuulizia tu my friends [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]niko Tao dem ananisho hivyo

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nimebuy popcorns ndio nikule nikiwatch movie vile rich kids hufanya. Ata introduction ya movie haijaisha nishafyeka kila kitu. Ningebuy miwa.

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[Smart Guy]

Kumbeeeeee.

 

[Davet]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], umenichekesha

Hahah!! Wewe cheka tu ila kauli yangu imetoka moyoni kabisa. Pyaar tena

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kutravel kwa public vehicle ni tricky...sasa uyu jamaa
amekaa kando yangu anasoma tu chats zangu.
Imebidi nieke front camera on. Sasa tuna angaliana
tu[emoji28][emoji28]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kama THERMOMETER hutumia ALCOHOL ndio itupatie accurate temperature then usiwahi dharau opinions za MLEVI.[emoji848][emoji848][emoji848]
Ata saa hii nimelewa, so this is very accurate

 

[Pyaar]

KiPyaar hicho. Hukifahamu?

Sikifahamu ndio

 

[Davet]

Kwani ni leo?? J'pili ndo twausubiri mtanange.

Aisee naona wivu mpaka natamani siku zigande hiyo j.pili isifike

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ushai Kosa Mtu Wa Kuchat Na Yeye Unaona
Ex Online Unamuuliza Ati Ulikua Unasemaje
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