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[Davet]

Kumbeeeeee.

Mkuu kwema?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Lakini madem wa ungwaro[emoji1430][emoji1430][emoji1430]unaenda kupiga dem mate unaona anatema mate...ukifkiri ni we uko na kasoro kumbe anatema mirungi[emoji853][emoji853]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Ladies sometimes you gotta put the limits and surprise your man by barking during Doggy style[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji28][emoji28]

 

[Reginald L. Ishala]

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Naam!

 

[Pyaar]

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Ladies sometimes you gotta put the limits and surprise your man by barking during Doggy style[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji28][emoji28]

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[Pyaar]

Aisee naona wivu mpaka natamani siku zigande hiyo j.pili isifike

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]uone wivu kwa lipi??? Kulaliana??
Hakutakuwa na la ziada zaidi ya kulaliana mkuu...

 

[Reginald L. Ishala]

Tutakuwa pamoja ktk lindo usiku wa leo

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hahah!! Wewe chaka tu ila kauli yangu imetoka moyoni kabisa. Pyaar tena

Nimuite shemeji?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Tutakuwa pamoja ktk lindo usiku wa leo

Ulipotelea Bariadi mulangira? Umetafutwa sana hapa. Karibu tena !!!

 

[Pyaar]

Hahah!! Wewe chaka tu ila kauli yangu imetoka moyoni kabisa. Pyaar tena

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

KANUSHA SENTENSI
Mwalimu: Hapa pana jua
Mwanafunzi: Hapa hapajui
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Dear ladies, Barcelona is a real lesson to never judge a man by his first round.....

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ushaipitia zile times in high school after umekula ugali lunch n umeshiba ka yote ile kitu inakam in mind ni kulala tu.....time usingizi imeshika ndo ticha wa history anaingia na kuuliza 'who was the first president of Kenya' maninja na haters kando yako wanawisper sema Potassium oxide[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Smart Guy]

Mkuu kwema?

Kwema mkuu nijalie hal yako.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Arsenal was
Annihilated
Murdered
Walloped
Vandalized
Destroyed
Jeopardize
Thrashed
Lewandoskid
Vidalised
Robbenised
Exterminated
Sangonised
Decapitalised
Raped
Kidnapped
Kemenised
Destroyed
Destabilized
Tortured
Traumatized
Sacrificed
Killed
Fucked in and out

Abeg borrow me english


Wengernised..[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Life is like a penis... Simple... Soft... Straight... Relaxed and hanging freely. Then women make it hard.[emoji2][emoji2][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ladies be like 'Sitaki kuchomwa na maji moto'' Instead of asking if u have a girlfriend.. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Smart Guy]

Nimebuy popcorns ndio nikule nikiwatch movie vile rich kids hufanya. Ata introduction ya movie haijaisha nishafyeka kila kitu. Ningebuy miwa.

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

My boss is still a bachelor. Amenitumia txt..'Mambo'.... Nikajibu by mistake...'oa'... Instead of 'poa'. So amenijibu kesho nisiende job. I think amenipa off