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Numbisa njoo umchukue ninge ukamuonyeshe mfano wa makofi uliyosema[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Shimba ya Buyenze
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A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain.. She can't speak Spanish
.. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & show her thighs to enable the seller understand her... This went on for sometime.. One day she wanted to buy banana.. So She took her husband to the shop..
(dont laugh, listen Dirty minds)
Because her husband speaks Spanish very well.
.. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & show her thighs to enable the seller understand her... This went on for sometime.. One day she wanted to buy banana.. So She took her husband to the shop..
(dont laugh, listen Dirty minds)
Because her husband speaks Spanish very well.
Nigendako
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]sijui kweli bhna!!
Shimba ya Buyenze
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My dad used to put his thumb impression on my mark sheet...
I asked him:
Being a Chartered Accountant, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my progress card?
My dad replied:
idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated....
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I asked him:
Being a Chartered Accountant, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my progress card?
My dad replied:
idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated....
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Numbisa
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CHELSEA imechimba mkwara mzito kwa kuwaambia Paris Saint-Germain kwamba wasijisumbue kabisa kuhusu N'Golo Kante kwa sababu wanachokifikiria ni ndoto za mchana.
The Blues wanafahamu wazi staa wake amekuwa gumzo na kuwindwa na wababe hao wa Ufaransa, hivyo wameamua kuweka mambo bayana kwamba hakuna pesa inayotosha kumng'oa Kante kutoka Stamford Bridge. Staa huyo wa kimataifa wa Ufaransa amekuwa kwenye mipango ya rais wa PSG, Nasser Al-Khelaifi, huku mkurugenzi wa michezo Antero Henrique amekwenda mara kadhaa London katika kipindi hiki cha uhamisho wa majira ya kiangazi ili kuanzisha mazungumzo ya kumnasa Kante.
The Blues wanafahamu wazi staa wake amekuwa gumzo na kuwindwa na wababe hao wa Ufaransa, hivyo wameamua kuweka mambo bayana kwamba hakuna pesa inayotosha kumng'oa Kante kutoka Stamford Bridge. Staa huyo wa kimataifa wa Ufaransa amekuwa kwenye mipango ya rais wa PSG, Nasser Al-Khelaifi, huku mkurugenzi wa michezo Antero Henrique amekwenda mara kadhaa London katika kipindi hiki cha uhamisho wa majira ya kiangazi ili kuanzisha mazungumzo ya kumnasa Kante.
Numbisa
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Lakini, kocha mpya wa Chelsea, Maurizio Sarri anataka kiungo huyo abaki kwenye kikosi chake na bilionea mmiliki wa timu hiyo Roman Abramovich yupo tayari kufanya anachotaka kocha wake. Al-Khelaifi anataka kutoa Euro 100 milioni kumnasa Kante kwenye dirisha hili.
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]... Hujambo?
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Dear Ladies!
If your parents knew the amount of dicks you've been sucking, they wouldn't allow you to use their spoons and cups!!
If your parents knew the amount of dicks you've been sucking, they wouldn't allow you to use their spoons and cups!!
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Ladies can you pay fare for a guy to come and nyandua you??
carbamazepine
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Sijambo kabisa,sijui wewe
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Unmarried man is called a bachelor while Unmarried woman is called....
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Shimba ya Buyenze
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When u teach ur parents 2 use smartfon ndio unarealize ujinga ktk masomo yako ni inheritance[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Yegomasika
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Mimi sijambo kabisa, namshukuru Mungu!
Numbisa
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Alexis Sanchez atakosa mazoezi ya mwanzo ya Manchester United nchini Marekani baada ya kukosa viza ya kuingia nchini humo.
Mshambuliaji huyo wa Chile (29), alikubalia adhabu ya kifungo cha miezi 16 jela mwezi Februari kwa kosa la kukwepa kodi nchini Hispania.
Kwa mujibu wa sheria ya Marekani, mtu yoyote anayepatikana na hatia ya kukwepa kodi hawezi kupata viza ya kuingia nchi hiyo.
Mshambuliaji huyo wa Chile (29), alikubalia adhabu ya kifungo cha miezi 16 jela mwezi Februari kwa kosa la kukwepa kodi nchini Hispania.
Kwa mujibu wa sheria ya Marekani, mtu yoyote anayepatikana na hatia ya kukwepa kodi hawezi kupata viza ya kuingia nchi hiyo.
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Kenyan curse[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
Kenyans will kill me with their creativity...
The following teams participated in the world cup and never performed well because their countrymen and women have wronged KENYANS.. Kuna deni lazima walipe....!!![emoji1431]
1.SAUDI ARABIA.....They mistreat kenyans working as domestic workers
2.TUNISIA....Mistreated Gor and ensured exit from Africa champions league
3.BRAZIL....Allowed sugar laced with mercury n copper to be shipped into Kenya
4.MEIX-KO....The speed at which their maize arrived in kenya still baffles kenyans
5.EGYPT..... Signed an agreement that stop kenya from using L. victoria for irrigation
6.MORROCO...Turned down offer to host African cup only to snatch kenya an opportunity to host CHAN
7.COLOMBIA.....They are destroying kenyans at the coast with hard drugs
8.SWEDEN and SWITZERLAND...They allow operation of offshore bank accounts where the corrupt in kenya hide their loot.
9.JAPAN....Everyone knows what they did to STELA as sung by Fresh Mwamburi
10....France....will not win the World cup becoz they refused to open the servers[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
So Croatia are likely to win cause they stood with Kenyan students during Garissa Attack
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Kenyans will kill me with their creativity...
The following teams participated in the world cup and never performed well because their countrymen and women have wronged KENYANS.. Kuna deni lazima walipe....!!![emoji1431]
1.SAUDI ARABIA.....They mistreat kenyans working as domestic workers
2.TUNISIA....Mistreated Gor and ensured exit from Africa champions league
3.BRAZIL....Allowed sugar laced with mercury n copper to be shipped into Kenya
4.MEIX-KO....The speed at which their maize arrived in kenya still baffles kenyans
5.EGYPT..... Signed an agreement that stop kenya from using L. victoria for irrigation
6.MORROCO...Turned down offer to host African cup only to snatch kenya an opportunity to host CHAN
7.COLOMBIA.....They are destroying kenyans at the coast with hard drugs
8.SWEDEN and SWITZERLAND...They allow operation of offshore bank accounts where the corrupt in kenya hide their loot.
9.JAPAN....Everyone knows what they did to STELA as sung by Fresh Mwamburi
10....France....will not win the World cup becoz they refused to open the servers[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
So Croatia are likely to win cause they stood with Kenyan students during Garissa Attack
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Numbisa
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Hata hivyo taarifa zinasema Sanchez na mawakili wake wanalifanyia kazi suala hilo ili kuhakikisha anapata kibari cha kuingia Marekani.
Hata hivyo, suala hilo limechukua muda mrefu tofauti na lilivyotegemewa.
Man United itacheza mechi yake ya kwanza ya kirafiki dhidi ya miamba ya Mexico ya Club America Ijumaa hii.
Hata hivyo, suala hilo limechukua muda mrefu tofauti na lilivyotegemewa.
Man United itacheza mechi yake ya kwanza ya kirafiki dhidi ya miamba ya Mexico ya Club America Ijumaa hii.
Shimba ya Buyenze
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True love is when two hearts connect, not private parts #motivational#
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]ngoja aje aisee,, huu uzi una misamiati kila siku