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myoyambendi

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Sep 13, 2013

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• Jul 18, 2018

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amani iwe nasi siku ya leo

 

myoyambendi

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Sep 13, 2013

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umoja na usawa wetu udumu

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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myoyambendi

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Sep 13, 2013

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wema na ukarimu uwe kwetu

 

myoyambendi

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Sep 13, 2013

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• Jul 18, 2018

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usawa na upendo kwa kila mtu

 

myoyambendi

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Sep 13, 2013

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haki zetu zilindwe..

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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myoyambendi

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Sep 13, 2013

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12:44

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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• Jul 18, 2018

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Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

183,580

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• Jul 18, 2018

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Some girls are really funny, you expect your boyfriend to be rich at his 20s yet your father is still broke at his 60s. My sister what are you smoking.

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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• Jul 18, 2018

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Breakup can really damage your health,I remember one time my girlfriend broke up with me via whatsapp while I was on my way to pick my cousin in school, I came home with the wrong kid[emoji31][emoji31]‍♂

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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• Jul 18, 2018

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MAN: I've touched u almost
everywhere but u are not
responding. What's the
most sensitive part of ur
body ???

WOMAN:My palm! When money
touches it, my entire
body becomes very
active.
[emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]

Wooow

 

Benny

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Jun 6, 2014

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• Jul 18, 2018

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SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:

Tafiti zimeshaonyesha kuwa usomaji wa vitabu umeporomoka sana kwa Tanzania. Riwaya pendwa za kipelelezi za akina Musiba, Katalambula, Mtobwa na waandishi wengineo zilivutia wasomaji wengi katika miaka ya 80 na kipindi hicho kinatambuliwa leo kuwa kipindi bora kabisa katika fasihi ya Kiswahili. Leo hii mpaka ubahatishe kitabu chako kiingizwe katika mitaala ya shule. Watu hawaoni sababu ya kuingia gharama kuchapisha kitabu wakati mauzo yake ni hasara tupu.

Kuna makala mengi ya kitaaluma kuhusu jambo hili na kwa nini leo vitabu vingi vinatoka Kenya.

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umesema vyema mkuu

lakini katikati ya miaka ya 90 kuja elfu 2 pia kulitokea wimbi la waandishi wengi na wazuri lakini unyonyaji na ukadhamizaji wa makapuni ya uchapaji ukawakatisha tamaa.

Itawezekana vip kuongezala kwa waandishi na vitabu vingi mtaani iwapo wachache wanaojitokeza kuandaa kutunga na kuhariri kulipwa ujira kidogo sana ikiwa faida yote kuenda katika makapuni ya uchapaji na mengine yakiwa ya kipebari.

wasomaji wapo tatizo ni kukosa kanuni kuu katika kuwanufaisha waandishi wasomaji na makapuni za uchapaji

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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• Jul 18, 2018

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Why Church Girls Take Long to Get Married
Boy: Babe whatsup?
Girl : Please, my name is Grace not Babe.
Boy: Okay, Grace. How are you?
Girl : The Lord is my strength..
Boy: Okay, what are you doing now?
Girl : I am cooking
Boy : Should I come and help you?
Girl : I can do all things through Him that strengthens me...
Boy : Hmmm Okay . At least I will come after you have finished cooking the food so you will serve me..
Girl : I only serve the living God and not human beings.
Boy : Okay sister Grace, what are you wearing now?
Girl : I am wearing the full armour of Christ...
Boy : Honestly looking forward to touch your hands one of these days.
Girl : Touch not my anointed, says the Lord.
Boy : When will I see you?
Girl : Only those that are saved will see the Lord!
Boy : Alright, I give up...
Girl : God will never give up on you, so never give up too!
Boy : What can I get for you on your birthday?
Girl : The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want...
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


Hihihihihihi

[emoji23]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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• Jul 18, 2018

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Mwanaume unanyandua dem usiku mzima then asubuhi ukiamka unaskia akiimba, "hizi vitu ndogo ndogo" [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]saitan [emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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• Jul 18, 2018

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Life ya kuishi kwa mzazi ilikua my worst experience.
Tumekaa sitting room na bro,akanyamba mzae akiwa bedroom akadhani ni mimi,kelele ilitoka hapo[emoji1430]

"We endelea kunyamba ata ukiweza haraa...uko na nguvu ya kunyamba lakini ya kuhama huna"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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• Jul 18, 2018

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Kwani wakamba mnakuanga na alphabetical order yenu???????

Ati " hee,mbi,si,ndi,hii,hef,ngi,heshh,hi,njei,khei,hen,hem, "
[emoji17]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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• Jul 18, 2018

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The "Delete for everyone" Feature on WhatsApp is making Ladies withdraw Consent too much. She Says Yes! And the next second 'this message has been deleted'. Only a Screenshot will save you. [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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• Jul 18, 2018

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That moment unanyamba[emoji100][emoji100] ukidhani uko pekee yako when you are about to divert a corner[emoji102][emoji102] then BOOM your crush anatokea [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23],,,, you dont even look back.

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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• Jul 18, 2018

• #772,080

Beshte yangu fulani skinny nigga alikuwa ameenda kuregister gym tao akaambiwa wewe kitu unaeza inua ni kibamia chako tu rudi nyumbani[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]