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Shimba ya Buyenze
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Jirani. Unafanya nini mitaa ya Julai mosi? [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
myoyambendi
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NA ALIFIKA FAINAL WIKI ILIYOPITA
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[emoji23][emoji23]anafukua..kanifanya mpaka nami nilike vilivyopita[emoji23][emoji23]
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nimekuta browser imenipeleka huko nikaamua kubakia hukohuko......
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Haya majamaa yanajua kuigiza mpaka basi
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Kuna madem ukiachana nao hauitwi EX.....wengine huitwa ALUMNI juu ya kundi imepitia hapo.
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Hakuna kitu mzuri kama kuwa bachelor hakuna haja kutandika kitanda unapigilia misumari blanketi kwa kitanda alafu kila siku unatoka kama document kwa bahasha
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witchcraft is when you put porn DVD in a DVD player at home andthe power goes off...My friend you will have to carry a DVD the whole day like a laptop.[emoji97]
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Husband and wife agreed tht whenever they wanted to have SEX, they will call it 'PHONE CALL' so tht the children would not understand. One day Dad sents son to tell Mum tht he wants to make 'PHONE CALL'. Mum replies, tel yr dad tht network is busy today. Dad replies, tell yr mum tht the call is urgent, if network is busy, then am going to a Public Phone Booth. Mum replies; tell him tht if he dare goes to a Public Phone Booth, i will OPEN a business centre and all 'PHONE CALLS' will be free [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Dont laugh alone. Laugh with all married couples in your contacts.
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HAPA HATUSHINDWIIIIIII........
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A wife said to her husband when it comes to sex u are like a cellphone'.
Husband replies,' do i vibrate too much?
Wife answered 'no,u loose network once u get inside.
Husband replies,' do i vibrate too much?
Wife answered 'no,u loose network once u get inside.
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Meanwhile in the hospital
A lady went 2 a Doctor n complained dat her husband's penis is too long. She said "when ever he inserts it in me, its so long dat it touches my heart". The doctor replied ok: bring him, I'll operate it n make it smaller. The lady shouted "Nooooooh 4 wot? Just shift my heart up a little..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
A lady went 2 a Doctor n complained dat her husband's penis is too long. She said "when ever he inserts it in me, its so long dat it touches my heart". The doctor replied ok: bring him, I'll operate it n make it smaller. The lady shouted "Nooooooh 4 wot? Just shift my heart up a little..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words "COMPLETE and FINISHED". Some people say there's no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED, but there is: When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE! When you marry the wrong woman you are FINISHED! ....And when your wife catches you with another woman, you are ...COMPLETELY FINISHED! And if you marry a wife who likes shopping so much, you are FINISHED COMPLETELY
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tuko pamoja..
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PROF.PLO LUMUMBA ON ONGOING BURNING OF SCHOOLS.
"The ongoing burning of schools in the country is miasma of deprecated apotheosis of hemorrhaging plutocracy cascade oozing into a malodorous excrense of mobocracy. With all term agent ossifying prodirities of kakocracy CS Amb. Amina knowledgecentora is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankam."
Do you agree with Prof. Lumumba that setting schools ablaze is cradcatriplose of megnolithrus mephocity?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
"The ongoing burning of schools in the country is miasma of deprecated apotheosis of hemorrhaging plutocracy cascade oozing into a malodorous excrense of mobocracy. With all term agent ossifying prodirities of kakocracy CS Amb. Amina knowledgecentora is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankam."
Do you agree with Prof. Lumumba that setting schools ablaze is cradcatriplose of megnolithrus mephocity?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Izi zisi turuu felaz?
No lady will ever give you a better sex than a girl who knows your girlfriend [emoji110]
No lady will ever give you a better sex than a girl who knows your girlfriend [emoji110]