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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

UBISHI SI MZURI!
Waziri wa Mifugo katembelea mradi wa NYUKI, alipofika getini Mlinzi akamwambia haruhusiwi mtu kuingia kwa sasa!
Waziri kwa hasira akamjibu Mlinzi kwani hujui mimi ni nani huku akimwonesha kitambulisho!
Mlinzi kwa utii, akamwambia haya ingia muheshimiwa!
Baada ya muda mfupi, Waziri alisikika akiita Mlinzi, Mlinzi NYUKI wamenivamia-Mlinzi AKAJIBU waoneshe kitambulisho huenda HAWAKUJUI WEWE NI NANI?!

[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji1426][emoji1426] hii nimeipenda sana

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Wana yanga wanavyopita kwenye meza za magazet kama wanatoa heshima za mwisho*
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

ONYO.
*Mtu mfupi hupaswi kusema nilipambana juu chini...sema tu nilipambana chini kwa chini*

 

[ledada]

Aaaaa wapi [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji1550]‍♂️[emoji1550]‍♂️[emoji1550]‍♂️[emoji1550]‍♂️

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]we kataa tu brathee

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A boy is watching TV with his dad when a sex scene comes on...
"Well son, time for bed," the dad says.
"But dad I'm 16," complains the son.
The dad replies, "I don't care how old you are, you're not watching me wank."

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

My father used to tell me, "Always leave them wanting more", which is probably why he lost his job in disaster relief.

 

[myoyambendi]

ONYO.
*Mtu mfupi hupaswi kusema nilipambana juu chini...sema tu nilipambana chini kwa chini*

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[ledada]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23],

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A naked woman robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.

 

[Pyaar]

A naked woman robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.

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[ledada]

Mwacheni kumsema mwenzenu. Kha !!!

Asantr bro[emoji120]

 

[Pyaar]

Asantr bro[emoji120]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]. Kapewa kichwa

 

[ledada]

Kumbe huyo pacha wa weye...Hongera [emoji23].
Hapo ukute mbele mna vitambi vya kufungia kitenge[emoji23][emoji38]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Niwacheni jameni khaa

 

[ledada]

duh!!

Vipi mkuu

 

[Pyaar]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Niwacheni jameni khaa

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[ledada]

Fayaaaaaaaaa

 

[ISIS]

Shrines!

 

[ISIS]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Najua haiwahusu lakini nikiwa mdogo[emoji23][emoji23]
I believed teargas inatengenezwa na vitunguu[emoji124]‍♂[emoji124]‍♂[emoji124]‍♂[emoji124]‍♂[emoji124]‍♂[emoji13][emoji13]
Ujinga tu ya Iceking

 

[ISIS]

UBISHI SI MZURI!
Waziri wa Mifugo katembelea mradi wa NYUKI, alipofika getini Mlinzi akamwambia haruhusiwi mtu kuingia kwa sasa!
Waziri kwa hasira akamjibu Mlinzi kwani hujui mimi ni nani huku akimwonesha kitambulisho!
Mlinzi kwa utii, akamwambia haya ingia muheshimiwa!
Baada ya muda mfupi, Waziri alisikika akiita Mlinzi, Mlinzi NYUKI wamenivamia-Mlinzi AKAJIBU waoneshe kitambulisho huenda HAWAKUJUI WEWE NI NANI?!

[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji1426][emoji1426] hii nimeipenda sana

Hahahaha