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[Numbisa]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] unajua Madilu na Dube wameachana siku 69?

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[Nigendako]

Najua umegoogle, maana naamini haukuwa na ufahamu mkubwa wa wanamuziki japo inawezekana ulikuwa unapenda nyimbo zake. Sidhani kama utakuwa ulianza hata sekondari

Hahahah et hata sekondari ilikuwa bado

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

LADIES, kama hauna haga, sweatpants ikue unavaa wakati wa kulala pekee.... Sio kuzurura zurura na kutanga tanga ovyo ovyo huku nje, unakaa kama pliers... [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Wale madem wenye huingia kwa matatu alafu wanapita upande upande wanatuguzisha mtako[emoji14]mko na special seats in paradise [emoji18][emoji18][emoji47]

 

[Nigendako]

Daaah huo mwaka nilikua kazin kabisaa baada ya kumaliza masters yangu kule gambosh[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Kama ni gamboshi sawa,,, maana hata miaka mitano anakuwa ameshaiva na hiyo master[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Catholic Priest: what's the noise outside?
Youth leader: a naked woman is riding a donkey.
Catholic Priest: really? Let me see, it's been a while since I saw a donkey.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Relationship zikikushinda
Unaeza jaribu ship zingine kama
Internship ama fellowship [emoji849][emoji849]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?🤷‍♂🤷‍♂

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Lakini nyinyi watu saingine hua mnaonea Adam bure.
Personally kama forbidden fruit ingekua Ovacado[emoji23][emoji23] singelala Eden hata usiku moja.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Jana Massa ya jioni nliona mama fulani na mzee wakiingia kwa majani, nami nkafuata kwa umbali wakati walifika hapo kwa majani nkasikia mzee akiambia huyo mama toa haraka tumalizane saa hii watu wasitupate hapa. Huyo mama akafungua handbag akatoa chupa mbili za tusker wakaanza kukunywa[emoji39][emoji39][emoji39][emoji39]
Wee kaa hapo na akili zako za 1 GB uji c yuko hapo

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Him: ata utoboe masikio yote mapua midomo nitaangalia matako tu
Her: ata uweke haircut zote,upigwe cut zile mbili kwa eyebrows,uvae adidas pants na belenciaga fake nitaangalia wallet tu[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[ISIS]

Nimeipenda hii

Me2

 

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Hahahah et hata sekondari ilikuwa bado

Msicheke wala msijisikie vibaya... Kukiri kwetu peupe juu ya uhenga wetu ni faida kwenu kama nasi tunavyo jifunza kutoka kwenu. Leo hii tunataniana na kuitana majina ya hovyo kabisa kwa umri wangu, lakini siku tukikutana utashtuka na kumwaga shikamoo nyingi bila mpangilio... Cha kushangaza zaidi shikamoo lazima iishie na jina la "mzee wa fenesi" huku unaichungulia (sijui ili uone nini?!!) suruali ya kitambaa[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Kwa maana hiyo tumetengeneza mazingira ya kuheshimiana bila kuogopana.
Numbisa binti yangu, ai noo yuu veri welo [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[ISIS]

Usiku wa burudani na raha

True walahi

 

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