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Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"

Witness: "Where am I Cathy?"

Attorney: "And why did that upset you?"

Witness: "Because my name is Susan."
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Disorder in American courts
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Hahahahahaha, umenikumbusha mbali sana.Kuna jamaa yangu moja hivi alishawahi kufanya kazi kwenye kampuni la Porno.[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] alikuwa anarudi na vitu vya ajabu sana nyumbani.
 
Hahahahahaha, umenikumbusha mbali sana.Kuna jamaa yangu moja hivi alishawahi kufanya kazi kwenye kampuni la Porno.[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] alikuwa anarudi na vitu vya ajabu sana nyumbani.
Ukiona mtu mzima anapiga kelele "ntakupiga hadi waje waamulie" ujue nguvu kwishnei kalega [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] nimeona nitoe msaada ili ukimtwanga pigo moja tu Pyaar ni chaliii.... Naini manthi anahemea tu[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
 
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Nakuletea silaha ya kumnyong'onyesha kabisa... Ukubwa dawa ujue[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] View attachment 832150
Huyu ni Michuzi au macho yangu ya kihenga yananidanganya? Kwako wewe peleka silaha orijino laivu [emoji1550]ā€ā™‚ļø[emoji1550]ā€ā™‚ļø[emoji1550]ā€ā™‚ļø[emoji1550]ā€ā™‚ļø
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Huyu ni Michuzi au macho yangu ya kihenga yananidanganya? Kwako wewe peleka silaha orijino laivu [emoji1550]ā€ā™‚ļø[emoji1550]ā€ā™‚ļø[emoji1550]ā€ā™‚ļø[emoji1550]ā€ā™‚ļø
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Kudate na vitoto vya shule kazi sana ...Nimekuta text "baby naomba 208" baada ya kama nusu saa hivii ndo nikaja kuelewa alichomaanisha .. Eti "baby naomba tuonane"
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Ukiona mtu mzima anapiga kelele "ntakupiga hadi waje waamulie" ujue nguvu kwishnei kalega [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] nimeona nitoe msaada ili ukimtwanga pigo moja tu Pyaar ni chaliii.... Naini manthi anahemea tu[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Hahahaha,
Huyu bwana mdogo atapigwa ngumi tu.
 
Huyu ni Michuzi au macho yangu ya kihenga yananidanganya? Kwako wewe peleka silaha orijino laivu [emoji1550]ā€ā™‚ļø[emoji1550]ā€ā™‚ļø[emoji1550]ā€ā™‚ļø[emoji1550]ā€ā™‚ļø
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Khaaaa, huo ni mguu wa mtoto aisee.
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Mbio za nini? Mkorosombo huo ukikitwa wote ukapoteleamo kujiburuta kutoka kona moja mpaka nyingine hakuepukiki...na baada ya hapo yu slipu laiki e bebi hakuna cha insomunia wala nini. Na keshoye unaamka kwa furaha na "thank you daddy for putting me to bed last night". Aaaaargh !!!
 
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