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[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Ahahah af na Mimi najifanya refa wa kujitolea wakati sifahamu hata ni manundu gani pengine Pyaar yuko sahihi kusema mkuu Malcom Lumumba hamuwezi

Huyu Pyaar ntam'bomoa kwa manufaa ya ummah. Nyie suburi tu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[moudgulf]

Siku hizi umekuwaje Moud[emoji23][emoji23]

Ngangari [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Jana nampigia sim Ex wangu anakata*
*Sijui alidhani nataka nimwambie turudiane*

*Wakati mi nilitaka nimwambie nimekutana na Baba yake amevaa koti langu*

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[andjul]

Kwema mkuu, habari, naona leo umekutana na mwalimu wako wa primary[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] alinipita kidogo tu

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Hakika. Lakini Mungu ana makusudi na nasi ndio maana bado tuna tumia pumzi yake bure bila kujali tuna madhambi kiasi gani

Eti madhambi
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Mkuu hata mnitishie huyu Pyaar ntamundisha tu.......Piga ngumiiiiii tuu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"

Witness: "Where am I Cathy?"

Attorney: "And why did that upset you?"

Witness: "Because my name is Susan."
🤣🤣🤣[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

That moment when you are in a family gathering, and that stubborn child took your wallet without your notice, she opened it and brought out a sachet of condom in the presence of everybody, she went straight to your father and told him "Daddy please open this chocolate for me"...

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[andjul]

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] huyu ni wa Abood, Super Feo, [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

Wa safari za mchana[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Before you date her, ask yourself what she's bringing on the table apart from the so called mbunye?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Throughout life you will meet one person who is like no other. You could talk to this person for hours and never get bored, you could tell this person things and they will never judge you. This person is your soulmate, your best friend, never let them go...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Alafu weding unotice wazazi wa bi harusi wana dance sana[emoji1373][emoji1373][emoji1373]be wise ma brother umewaondolea matatizo nyumbani kwao[emoji1550]‍♀️[emoji1550]‍♀️[emoji1550]‍♀️

 

[moudgulf]

Yes, wakamuonyesha amekuwa chatu[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Alikuwa ni Power mmoja maarufu jijini Dar[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Serikali itusaidie. Wazungu wametuzoea Sana;
Wanavaa nguo zikizeeka wanatuletea tunanunua Kama mutumba, wanaleta vyatu mzee tunavaa, Wanatuuzia gari mzee tunanunua, they donate old computers to us we accept. Sasa sahi wameanza kutuletea OLD HUSBANDS. Our girls are getting very old husbands from abroad serikali iingalie hiyo maneno apana letea wasichana wetu maguka try to bring a reasonable age to Kenya.

 

[moudgulf]

[emoji23][emoji23], hufai wala kwa kulumangia.

Hahahahaha[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[moudgulf]

Acha tu mzee.

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If my status says am in Java enjoying coffee and you happen to see me in Wangige market bargaining for mtumba, you are also with me in Java house don't complicate things by "removing me clothes" on shoshio media... Twi hamwe[emoji6]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Don't let a jobless guy make you think your partner doesn't have your time.

Too much whatsapp messages and voice notes does not mean he really cares.

Broke guys basically have all the time!

 

[andjul]

Eti madhambi
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Mkuu hata mnitishie huyu Pyaar ntamundisha tu.......Piga ngumiiiiii

Nakuletea silaha ya kumnyong'onyesha kabisa... Ukubwa dawa ujue[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]