MALCOM LUMUMBA
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Disorder in American courts
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Disorder in American courtsAttorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"
Witness: "Where am I Cathy?"
Attorney: "And why did that upset you?"
Witness: "Because my name is Susan."
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Hahahahahaha, umenikumbusha mbali sana.Kuna jamaa yangu moja hivi alishawahi kufanya kazi kwenye kampuni la Porno.[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] alikuwa anarudi na vitu vya ajabu sana nyumbani.Nakuletea silaha ya kumnyong'onyesha kabisa... Ukubwa dawa ujue[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] View attachment 832150
@ningendako njoo uone kizazi chenu huku[emoji23]
Ukiona mtu mzima anapiga kelele "ntakupiga hadi waje waamulie" ujue nguvu kwishnei kalega [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] nimeona nitoe msaada ili ukimtwanga pigo moja tu Pyaar ni chaliii.... Naini manthi anahemea tu[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]Hahahahahaha, umenikumbusha mbali sana.Kuna jamaa yangu moja hivi alishawahi kufanya kazi kwenye kampuni la Porno.[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] alikuwa anarudi na vitu vya ajabu sana nyumbani.
Huyu ni Michuzi au macho yangu ya kihenga yananidanganya? Kwako wewe peleka silaha orijino laivu [emoji1550]♂️[emoji1550]♂️[emoji1550]♂️[emoji1550]♂️Nakuletea silaha ya kumnyong'onyesha kabisa... Ukubwa dawa ujue[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] View attachment 832150
[emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji23][emoji23]Huyu ni Michuzi au macho yangu ya kihenga yananidanganya? Kwako wewe peleka silaha orijino laivu [emoji1550]♂️[emoji1550]♂️[emoji1550]♂️[emoji1550]♂️
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Whai????????Drag me to hell
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], nini hicho??Nakuletea silaha ya kumnyong'onyesha kabisa... Ukubwa dawa ujue[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] View attachment 832150
Hahahaha,Ukiona mtu mzima anapiga kelele "ntakupiga hadi waje waamulie" ujue nguvu kwishnei kalega [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] nimeona nitoe msaada ili ukimtwanga pigo moja tu Pyaar ni chaliii.... Naini manthi anahemea tu[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Khaaaa, huo ni mguu wa mtoto aisee.Huyu ni Michuzi au macho yangu ya kihenga yananidanganya? Kwako wewe peleka silaha orijino laivu [emoji1550]♂️[emoji1550]♂️[emoji1550]♂️[emoji1550]♂️
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Mguu wa mtoto.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], nini hicho??
Mbio za nini? Mkorosombo huo ukikitwa wote ukapoteleamo kujiburuta kutoka kona moja mpaka nyingine hakuepukiki...na baada ya hapo yu slipu laiki e bebi hakuna cha insomunia wala nini. Na keshoye unaamka kwa furaha na "thank you daddy for putting me to bed last night". Aaaaargh !!![emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji23][emoji23]