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[ALU255]

In form two i was given a suspension.
My dad alikua wembe, kaa angeskia nimepewa sus sijui ingekuaje..
Nilienda exile kwa uncle yangu claiming i was sick..
siku ya kurudi nikingoja viboko nikakomboa msee wa boda boda.
Tukaenda Vizuuuri. Tukafika mwenye tulipigana na yeye alianza, akalimwa zake karibu 30 akatoka na mamake..
i was next nikaitwa...
soo confused nikaingia na boda boda guy..
tukaanza kesi, in the middle of kesi principal akauliza..
"what is the name of your boy?!"..
damn na sikua nimemshow.
Msee wa boda akaniangalia na akaangalia principal.nimetense, nasweat tu!!.nasema kwisha sisi..
Huyo msee wa boda aliamka na kofi!! Pah!! Nikaona giza.."Nikulipie fee tena nikusemee jina kijana!"..
Hadi princi akamshow "Thats enough dont kill the boy".......
kwenye uko bro.you are my hero..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji120][emoji120]

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Dah .....

 

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji1436]‍♀ *Here comes trouble!!!*[emoji1379]

*Trouble* is when the pastor says "Those who want their businesses to grow should come up front."

Then the owner of the local mortuary stands up! [emoji85][emoji85][emoji85]

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[ALU255]

Uzuri wa tuktuk ni unaeza panda kama huna fare then ukifika destination unaiskuma inaanguka then unatoka mbio.... By the time dere anatoka we ushahepa[emoji23][emoji23]

Ahahah eti unaisukuma na dereva akiwa ndani au sio

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Marrying a sponsor is not a problem.. problem comes when you want to listen to Decipasito na yeye ameng'ang'ana kuskiza matangazo ya vifo[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[ALU255]

[emoji1436]‍♀ *Here comes trouble!!!*[emoji1379]

*Trouble* is when the pastor says "Those who want their businesses to grow should come up front."

Then the owner of the local mortuary stands up! [emoji85][emoji85][emoji85]

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That is more than trouble sir

 

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[ALU255]

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Anazikwa Lini Huyu mzee?

 

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Anazikwa Lini Huyu mzee?

I guess tayari

 

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[ALU255]

Unapanda gari ya githurai, unapata sticker imeandikwa, "DERE TUANGUSHE TUONEKANE KWA NEWS"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Ahah nashuka mapema tu

 

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Babu wa taifa

 

[moudgulf]

Huyo jamaa nlikuwa namkubali sana enzi hizo anaingia kwa mbwembwe sana watu tulkuwa tunaamini ni uchawi

Mi pia namkubali sana huyu jamaa, hasa anapowakamata shingoni kuwanyanyua kisha kuwapiga chini