ledada
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[emoji23]Yebhe
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moudgulf
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Nimeshakumbuka huyu ni ZIMWI wa majini[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]
carbamazepine
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Uzinduzi coming soon.....
New id loading......
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Kuzinduliwa kuwe kuzinduliwa kweli siyo gheresha ohoooo...
Tena huyu mbuzi nitamkata nusu na nusu nitakuletea Fedex overnight...
Yegomasika
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Shimba ya Buyenze
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Huyu wa leo ndo katumia id mpya...
Uzinduzi wa kweli ni sawa na ule wa shemeji yetu...
Unajiripua laivu na id yako ile ile...
Utoto zaidi ya utoto
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Father : son can you please go buy me a soft drink
Son : coke or Pepsi?
Father : coke
Son : diet or regular?
Father : regular
Son : bottle or can?
Father : bottle
Son : 500ml or 1litre ?
Father : Damn it !!! Just buy me water !!
Son : natural or mineral?
Father : mineral
Son : Hot or cold?
Father : I'm gonna strike you with broom, you idiot
Son : stick broom or soft broom?
Father : stop this you little animals
Son : cow or cat?
Father : Get hell out of here, you bastard !!
Son : now or later?
Father : Now!!!!!!!
Son : so you gonna throw me out or not ?
Father : I am gonna kill you!!!
Son : with a gun or knife?
Father : I'm gonna shoot you little bastard!!
Son : in the head Or stomach?
Father : you pest!!
Son : cockroach or rat?
Father : *** you?
Son : with a condom or a flesh?
Father : ( faints)
Son : are you dead or sleeping? 😂😂🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂
Son : coke or Pepsi?
Father : coke
Son : diet or regular?
Father : regular
Son : bottle or can?
Father : bottle
Son : 500ml or 1litre ?
Father : Damn it !!! Just buy me water !!
Son : natural or mineral?
Father : mineral
Son : Hot or cold?
Father : I'm gonna strike you with broom, you idiot
Son : stick broom or soft broom?
Father : stop this you little animals
Son : cow or cat?
Father : Get hell out of here, you bastard !!
Son : now or later?
Father : Now!!!!!!!
Son : so you gonna throw me out or not ?
Father : I am gonna kill you!!!
Son : with a gun or knife?
Father : I'm gonna shoot you little bastard!!
Son : in the head Or stomach?
Father : you pest!!
Son : cockroach or rat?
Father : *** you?
Son : with a condom or a flesh?
Father : ( faints)
Son : are you dead or sleeping? 😂😂🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂
carbamazepine
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Shida ya Yego anaweza asitokee kwenye uzi wenyewe ukabaki unashangaa tu,huyu andaeitini haaminiki
carbamazepine
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Jiandae....
moudgulf
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Safi mzima,
Yegomasika
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Mambo yakishakuwa moto nitakumwagia address yangu hapa ili iwe rahisi ku deliver huyo nusu mbuzi! Lazima siku hiyo tumalizie na ki BBQ bana! [emoji1]
Shimba ya Buyenze
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If you not pregnant this year your bae is weak😂😂😂✋️
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Kabisaaa poti....
Yegomasika
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Aisee safari hii huchomoi! Nishajiandaa vya kutosha! [emoji123][emoji1]
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Siku hizi kamepunguza uoga. Kanakua...
Zamani hata haya maongezi ya kuzinduliwa tu kangekuwa kameshatimua mbio
Sasa hata prof akijichanganya akakaribisha tena kwenye lile darasa si ajabu kakazuka laivu
Yegomasika
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Hakuna excuse safari hii, embu lianzishe Basi! [emoji23][emoji23]
carbamazepine
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[emoji23][emoji23]sichomoi mimi ama wewe?
Shida yako wewe waweza nitia aibu mbele ya wana jf bhana,hukawii kulala mbele
carbamazepine
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Hakaaminiki haka
carbamazepine
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Ngoja nikajipange,nitakuzindua siku isiyo na jina we subiri tu[emoji23]