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Yegomasika said:
Iandae hiyo $300 aisee. Ngoja nitakaomba haka kasikopenda Wasukuma kanizindue, sasa sijui kama kataelewa somo; Maana nako kanaonekana kabishi hako! [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1550][emoji1550][emoji1550]
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Kuzinduliwa kuwe kuzinduliwa kweli siyo gheresha ohoooo...
Tena huyu mbuzi nitamkata nusu na nusu nitakuletea Fedex overnight...​
 
Father : son can you please go buy me a soft drink
Son : coke or Pepsi?
Father : coke
Son : diet or regular?
Father : regular
Son : bottle or can?
Father : bottle
Son : 500ml or 1litre ?
Father : Damn it !!! Just buy me water !!
Son : natural or mineral?
Father : mineral
Son : Hot or cold?
Father : I'm gonna strike you with broom, you idiot
Son : stick broom or soft broom?
Father : stop this you little animals
Son : cow or cat?
Father : Get hell out of here, you bastard !!
Son : now or later?
Father : Now!!!!!!!
Son : so you gonna throw me out or not ?
Father : I am gonna kill you!!!
Son : with a gun or knife?
Father : I'm gonna shoot you little bastard!!
Son : in the head Or stomach?
Father : you pest!!
Son : cockroach or rat?
Father : *** you?
Son : with a condom or a flesh?
Father : ( faints)
Son : are you dead or sleeping? 😂😂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂
 
carbamazepine said:
Shida ya Yego anaweza asitokee kwenye uzi wenyewe ukabaki unashangaa tu,huyu andaeitini haaminiki
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Siku hizi kamepunguza uoga. Kanakua...
Zamani hata haya maongezi ya kuzinduliwa tu kangekuwa kameshatimua mbio
Sasa hata prof akijichanganya akakaribisha tena kwenye lile darasa si ajabu kakazuka laivu
 
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