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[moudgulf]

Ngorongoro

 

[moudgulf]

 

[Pyaar]

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Wife: Honey, what are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing?? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour??
Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date.

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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]hatari kabisa

 

[Pyaar]

Majukwaa mengine ni vitani[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

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[andjul]

Huyu atakuwa anatokea mkoa ule wakina nanii[emoji23][emoji23]
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Money Above Life

Akpos had a serious accident with his brand new car. A police officer nearby ran to the scene to help them out."This man's car just hit my car! That car is worth Six million Cedis! Now,my car is a total write-off!"The police officer shook his head in amazement and said "You are so materialistic.You didn't even realize that your hand had been cut off". Akpos looked at his bloody arm and screamed "OH MY GOD!!! Where is my gold wristwatch, and my ring!!?"
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Nb:huyu si msukuma

[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] nikimtaja ISIS itaonekana nina mvutano na Wachaga. Sitamgusia jakitoo wala ledada maana hawa wana kaukoromije[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Pyaar]

Kumbe wanakuramba kisogo,shuaini

Hawafai kabisa, shwaini zao mashemeji wote[emoji23]

 

[myoyambendi]

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Mandhari mazuri..

 

[moudgulf]

Mimi mchunga ng'ombe ntakuja na stlye mpyaaaaaaView attachment 834888

Unachungia kanda gani, maana usije kuonekana ni msukuma[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[myoyambendi]

20:59

 

[moudgulf]

 

[myoyambendi]

21:00
Usiku unakua

 

[myoyambendi]

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[myoyambendi]

Likes za usiku

 

[myoyambendi]

Toa kama unavyopewa

 

[carbamazepine]

Na malovu lovu yote yale aliyo yashoo jana na leo asubuhi halafu mapenzi iwe ni nehi babujii[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

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[D A E M U S H I N]

If a man tells you he’s not like other men, my sister ask him if he can give birth.

 

[carbamazepine]

[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] nikimtaja ISIS itaonekana nina mvutano na Wachaga. Sitamgusia jakitoo wala ledada maana hawa wana kaukoromije[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

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[carbamazepine]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]hatari kabisa

Jamaa kachoka [emoji23][emoji23]

 

[carbamazepine]

[emoji23][emoji23]nshomile

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Ngoja waje

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

You cannot give a woman everything she needs. God Himself gave them eyebrows, they shave and draw their own. God gave them nails, they cut it off and fix their own. God gave them hair, they cut it off and fix their own. God gave them breast, they repackage it to what they want. God still gave them buttocks, but they rearrange it to what they want. Then who are you to please them ? ??. My brother don’t kill your self.
robert mugabe