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Wife: Honey, what are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing?? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour??
Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date.
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Majukwaa mengine ni vitani[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]
[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] nikimtaja ISIS itaonekana nina mvutano na Wachaga. Sitamgusia jakitoo wala ledada maana hawa wana kaukoromije[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]Huyu atakuwa anatokea mkoa ule wakina nanii[emoji23][emoji23]
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Money Above Life
Akpos had a serious accident with his brand new car. A police officer nearby ran to the scene to help them out."This man's car just hit my car! That car is worth Six million Cedis! Now,my car is a total write-off!"The police officer shook his head in amazement and said "You are so materialistic.You didn't even realize that your hand had been cut off". Akpos looked at his bloody arm and screamed "OH MY GOD!!! Where is my gold wristwatch, and my ring!!?"
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Nb:huyu si msukuma
Hawafai kabisa, shwaini zao mashemeji wote[emoji23]Kumbe wanakuramba kisogo,shuaini
Mandhari mazuri..
Unachungia kanda gani, maana usije kuonekana ni msukuma[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]Mimi mchunga ng'ombe ntakuja na stlye mpyaaaaaaView attachment 834888
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Na malovu lovu yote yale aliyo yashoo jana na leo asubuhi halafu mapenzi iwe ni nehi babujii[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Jamaa kachoka [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]hatari kabisa
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