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Shimba ya Buyenze · Aug 21, 2018

I paid ksh 30000 for a single night at Protea Hotel and you expect me not to urinate on the bed?? Stop playing games with me.

carbamazepine · Aug 21, 2018

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
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IHOLOMELA · Aug 21, 2018

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
A boy was appointed as receptionist in a girls hostel.
After 2 months the warden called the boy and said,
"Why have you not come to collect your salary?"
Boy: Oh my God! You’re paying salary also ???
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Kwahiyo aliridhika kuwafukua mabinti

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Pyaar · Aug 21, 2018

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Enyewe bangi si mzuri unavuta bangi mpaka unaanza kufikiria wenye walitengeneza barabara ya Temple Run walikuwa wamesimama wapi...[emoji1550]‍♂[emoji1550]‍♂[emoji1550]‍♂[emoji1550]‍♂[emoji1550]‍♂[emoji1550]‍♂🤣🤣

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], linalimaliziaga muda.

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Shimba ya Buyenze · Aug 21, 2018

These people who fart while walking in the streets, huwa munafikiria nini???

Shimba ya Buyenze · Aug 21, 2018

Lakini ile siku nitapata girlfriend, hamtakaa kwa amani uku. I will be updating things like....." Breathing with bae".....
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Shimba ya Buyenze · Aug 21, 2018

Ni relationship gani mkojo na usingizi huwa nayo?

Uko kwa bed hakuna usingizi, unapata kaposition kazuri ndo unaanza kusikia mkojo... Unashinda umetafuta position ya kulala na kuenda kukojoa usiku mzima!
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Pyaar · Aug 21, 2018

carbamazepine said:
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Acha umbea[emoji23][emoji23]

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Shimba ya Buyenze · Aug 21, 2018

Sisi watu tuko na pesa tunaendaga shot 3 seconds alafu tunarudi kutafuta pesa..Hii mambo ya broke niggas ya kufyeka mtu 17 hours [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] unaweza dhani ni poverty ana release

carbamazepine · Aug 21, 2018

Bradha said:
😀😀😀😀😀😀 Mbona wanatumia nguvu kubwa sana kumkana huyu mwenzao

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Huyu si msukuma bhana,sema wajita ndo wanatumia nguvu nyingi kumkana nduguyao maana wametoa hadi tamko la page8[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Shimba ya Buyenze · Aug 21, 2018

“Prostitution is the only industry where fresh employees are paid more than the experienced ones”🤝🏻

Shimba ya Buyenze · Aug 21, 2018

It's only in Africa...
-where we eat meat last, after chapati and stew.
-where you sit at an angle and release that silent bomb at an environmental pollution meeting in Gigiri.

carbamazepine · Aug 21, 2018

Pyaar said:
[emoji23][emoji23], tuko bize kukokotoa GPA isiyo ya kawaida.

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GPA ya thatetuu[emoji23][emoji23]

Bradha · Aug 21, 2018

carbamazepine said:
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Kumbe huyu ndiye Pyaar ?

Shimba ya Buyenze · Aug 21, 2018

Girls who drinks Guinness.. can kill a chicken with a slap..
I have evidence

Pyaar · Aug 21, 2018

carbamazepine said:
GPA ya thatetuu[emoji23][emoji23]

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Shimba ya Buyenze · Aug 21, 2018

my sister sometimes during sex you must cry like a cow:"moòoooo" just to show him you want bride price [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Shimba ya Buyenze · Aug 21, 2018

You don't realize how drunk you are,until you are alone in the bathroom..

carbamazepine · Aug 21, 2018

Pyaar said:
Uzalendo umewashinda.

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Naona wameamua kumrudisha nduguyenu

Shimba ya Buyenze · Aug 21, 2018

Nan ashai ota akioga[emoji1441]‍♂[emoji848]

Kuna vitu tu hazikuangi kwa ndoto[emoji23]

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