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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Waititu be like
Tell the police to remove the police station from my wife[emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Once you hear a Lady saying my child is my everything.
Just know that the father ran away. [emoji137]

 

[carbamazepine]

Acha umbea[emoji23][emoji23]

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[Pyaar]

Naona wameamua kumrudisha nduguyenu

Hahahahaha!! Ngoja tumsitiri


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[Pyaar]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Pombe ni mbaya sana Jana nikitoka work nikapitia kwa mama Pima nigonge kitu, kutoka hapo kufika keja nikapata iko empty hakuna TV, bed, kiti yaani nikashindwa huyu mwizi kwani aliiba hadi kiwi, saa coz nilikua nimechoka ikabidi nilale kwa floor baridi.... Vile nimeamka Leo morning ndio nimekumbuka nilihama kwa hiyo ploti.

 

[Bradha]

GPA ya thatetuu[emoji23][emoji23]

Only at UDOM in SUA

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Women will always tell you that men are unfaithful, they cheat and lie [emoji53]
My sisters, have you forgotten that what a man can do a woman can do it better... [emoji848][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]🤝

 

[Pyaar]

Kumbe huyu ndiye Pyaar ?

Kwa mujibu wa Carbamazepine

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ushai enda kunyandua dem alf mjuol ikakata kunyanyuka alafu kwa jirani unaskia ile ngoma ya ....sitasimama maovu yakitawala

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nimefanya shopping hapa Naivas alafu wakaniuliza, "uko na place ya kueka?"
Mimi si nikapea huyo cashier flash disk[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
ata sijajua vle nmefika nje🤣🤣

 

[Pyaar]

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Huyu si msukuma bhana,sema wajita ndo wanatumia nguvu nyingi kumkana nduguyao maana wametoa hadi tamko la page8[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Pyaar[emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]This morning, one cute girl was just staring at me, I was blushing [emoji4]..... Until she came closer and said "Come,,,,, u look like one groundnut seller that ran away with my change"..........

I fainted [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji134]‍♂[emoji134]‍♂[emoji134]‍♂

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Blessed are the side-chicks who meet you with your wife & ignore you totally, like you don't exist, then send you a text next day sayin, "Jana Nilikuona na wife wako, hata nikashindwa kukusalimia. Yule mlikuwa naye ndiye first born?"
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[Bradha]

Nimefanya shopping hapa Naivas alafu wakaniuliza, "uko na place ya kueka?"
Mimi si nikapea huyo cashier flash disk[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
ata sijajua vle nmefika nje🤣🤣

😀😀😀😀😀

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kuna vitu nikiviona kwenye pita pita zangu nnakukumbuka mkuu 😀😀😀😀😀😀

Vilete na huku mkuu

Yes. Ai kanti dinai. Ai lavu thiki wimen [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]sijui hii tabia inaanzaje huwa naona nyama zileee zinaisha[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Kuna wanawake aisee anaweza kumalizia nyama zote jikoni...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

😀😀😀😀😀😀 Mbona wanatumia nguvu kubwa sana kumkana huyu mwenzao

Unaongelea Wajita au Wasukuma? Umeona tamko lenu Wajita lililoandikwa na Bwire. Utafikiri PhD dissertation. Come on man [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ukweli ndio huuView attachment 843306

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Wakitaka upendo wanakwenda huko nje kwa wapenzi wao wa mioyo. What a pathetic way to live !!!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Acha umbea[emoji23][emoji23]

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