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[Pyaar]

Ni mtu wa amani mimi. Sipendagi makelele kabisaa. Na kwa jinsi alivyokuwa amewaka yule si ajabu angenijazia watu mtaani aisee. Sikuwa na ujanja kabisaaa [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

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[moudgulf]

Nywele kwa mwanamke aisee ni kitu cha thamani. Mmoja hivi alijichanganya akaniambia eti nimsaidie kufumua. Alikuwa kasuka hivi virasta vidogo vidogo vingiii. Nikafumua kama vitano hivi nikaona vidole vimeanza kuniuma. Ngosha nikaamua kupita short cut kwa kukata na mkasi nikidhani kuwa nilikuwa nakata hizo rasta za bandia. Kuja kushtuka kumbe nilikuwa nakata nywele zenyewe na nilipomaliza kufumua kichwa kizima akawa kama amedonolewa donolewa na kuku. Moto ulioniwakia sitakaa nisahau + safari ya kwenda kutafuta wigi. Horrible experience. Sasa hivi nishaapa sitakaa niguse nywele za mwanamke labda tu kama namgegeda amenogewa hajielewi [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

Hahahahahaha, duuu, pole aseeee[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[a day]

Dakika 2 nyingi sana, vumilia tu punde tu utaitwa[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

Hamna kitu mzee wa kazi[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Pyaar]

Au sikuelewa swali tena?
[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Mzee wa kukurupuka

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], akili yako siku zote imekaa tenge

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[Pyaar]

Kakake hii kitu usijaribu la sivyo utakuja toa ushuhuda humu na kusema laiti ningejua[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

Atachukia kula konokono kwa kachumbali..Badala yake atakula kwa ndimu.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[moudgulf]

Ana msambwanda (wa kutosha?)

Kama hana fungeni mjadala mjadili mambo mengine ya maana [emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] mi pia nimeuliza swali hilo sijajibiwa

 

[moudgulf]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]nimecheka.

Hata ukiwa unamgegeda na akawa hajielewi fahamu zikimrudia unalo[emoji23][emoji23]

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[Pyaar]

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] mi pia nimeuliza swali hilo sijajibiwa

Limejibiwa bwana, rejea huko juu

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[Bradha]

Sitakaa nifumue mtu nywele tena. Nefaaaaa! Labda nikusainishe waiver/disclaimer kuwa kila kitakachotokea baada ya mfumuano ni juu yako na mimi mfumuaji sihusiki...

Halafu inasaundi kama tunaongelea mfumuano mwingine na siyo nywele...Mhhh...

😀😀😀😀😀😀

 

[moudgulf]

Msambwanda wake kama sahani ya bati[emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124]

Hahahahahaha[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] hana kitu huyo tufunge mjadala

 

[carbamazepine]

Mbona wako wengi dadake[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] kitendo chake cha kutanguliza pesa binafsi kimenikata stim. Mwambieni aende Jolie Club, atapiga pesa tu[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]kakake bhana

 

[carbamazepine]

"Hasa hizi za kichwani"
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]yaani nyie watu nyie
Kwahiyo aachane na za kichwani achezee wa wap??[emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

 

[carbamazepine]

Atachukia kula konokono kwa kachumbali..Badala yake atakula kwa ndimu.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]huku kakunja sura
Hayajamkuta huyu ndo maana

 

[Pyaar]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]huku kakunja sura
Hayajamkuta huyu ndo maana

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[andjul]

Leo wapi jirani? Enzi zetu zile mnamaliza kukandamiza pilau, jioni mnaelekea Kidongo Chekundu! [emoji23][emoji23]

Ulikuwa una muonaga Carba kwenye dimbwi karibu na uwanja wa basket ball akichezea makopo ya kimbo?

 

[Pyaar]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]yaani nyie watu nyie
Kwahiyo aachane na za kichwani achezee wa wap??[emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

Kwingineko[emoji23][emoji23]..Kope

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[carbamazepine]

Ulikuwa una muonaga Carba kwenye dimbwi karibu na uwanja wa basket ball akichezea makopo ya kimbo?

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[carbamazepine]

Kwingineko[emoji23][emoji23]..Kope

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[andjul]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], akili yako siku zote imekaa tenge

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Nadhani na uzee unachangia

 

[Bradha]

Nywele kwa mwanamke aisee ni kitu cha thamani. Mmoja hivi alijichanganya akaniambia eti nimsaidie kufumua. Alikuwa kasuka hivi virasta vidogo vidogo vingiii. Nikafumua kama vitano hivi nikaona vidole vimeanza kuniuma. Ngosha nikaamua kupita short cut kwa kukata na mkasi nikidhani kuwa nilikuwa nakata hizo rasta za bandia. Kuja kushtuka kumbe nilikuwa nakata nywele zenyewe na nilipomaliza kufumua kichwa kizima akawa kama amedonolewa donolewa na kuku. Moto ulioniwakia sitakaa nisahau + safari ya kwenda kutafuta wigi. Horrible experience. Sasa hivi nishaapa sitakaa niguse nywele za mwanamke labda tu kama namgegeda amenogewa hajielewi [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

Nimekuvutia picha nimecheka sana hapa.

Huyu dada alikukumbuka sana, itakua kila akilivaa wigi au akigusa nywele zake anakukumbuka.Nadhani hata yeye hatakaa ampe mwanaume kichwa chake afumuliwe.😀😀😀😀😀