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[Nigendako]

Enzi hizo muziki(bongo fleva)ulipokuwa muziki,sio siku hizi mara utasikia jibebe sijui chuma kisamvu[emoji124][emoji124][emoji124]

Kizazi chenu hiki carbamazepine,,, kizazi cha hainaga ushemeji

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[Nigendako]

Mara weka mate niteleze, sijui wanateleza kwenda wapi[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[Nigendako]

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Today is Jacob's birthday,

So his wife decided to surprise him, she took him to a Strip-Club House.

At the club -

DOORMAN: Hey Jacob! How are you? [emoji4]

WIFE: How does he know you? [emoji35]

Jacob: We play Golf together! [emoji26]

BARTENDER: The usual beer Jacob? [emoji4]

WIFE: And how does he know you? [emoji35]

Jacob: He's on the Bowling Team! [emoji27]

HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jacob?

The Wife storms out...... dragging jacob with her, into a taxi! [emoji36] [emoji596]

TAXI DRIVER: Hey jacob boy....You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel? [emoji15][emoji15]

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Jacob's funeral will be this Friday at 12noon...

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[Numbisa]

Nipo poti! Uvuvi tu ulikuwa umepamba moto! [emoji1][emoji1]

[emoji23][emoji23] tulikumisimo

 

[Yegomasika]

[emoji23][emoji23] tulikumisimo

Niliwamisimo pia! [emoji1][emoji1]

 

[Numbisa]

Niliwamisimo pia! [emoji1][emoji1]

Mbona hatuoni kama ulitumisimo,tupia tu wine na tu ua tuone bana

 

[Yegomasika]

Mbona hatuoni kama ulitumisimo,tupia tu wine na tu ua tuone bana

Leo Jumapili ujue, kama umechelewa Misa ya kwanza inabidi uwahi ya pili! [emoji1]

 

[Numbisa]

Leo Jumapili ujue, kama umechelewa Misa ya kwanza inabidi uwahi ya pili! [emoji1]

Ya pili nasinzia tu leo siend tena daah dhambi hizi mwez huu mlango wa kanisa nauonea kwa mbaliii

 

[Yegomasika]

Ya pili nasinzia tu leo siend tena daah dhambi hizi mwez huu mlango wa kanisa nauonea kwa mbaliii

Jumapili njema.

 

[Numbisa]

Nawe pia jumapili njema

Jumapili njema.

 

[a day]

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[Numbisa]

Stay out from negativism and always look on the bright side of everything.

 

[Pyaar]

Opssss kuchambana kwa kizungu hainogi kanikera yule binti

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]nilikuona ukitelezesha ung'eng'e nikajisemea huyu babe Numby ndo Zari mwenyewe....

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[Numbisa]

Smile more than you cry, give more than you take and love more than you hate.”

 

[Numbisa]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]nilikuona ukitelezesha ung'eng'e nikajisemea huyu babe Numby ndo Zari mwenyewe....

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Jina esta tamu sana bila hata kuchanganya ka kilevi english inatoka,ningechanganya ka kilevi bro angeshangaa ninavyotiririka kikoromije [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Be a light to anyone you meet along the way. Inspire others by being a good communicator and setting a good example.

 

[Numbisa]

Give yourself a break on a Sunday – watch your favorite movie, cook your favorite dish, or read a good book that you have no time to read during the weekdays. Do whatever makes you happy and you’ll see the great impact it has in lessening the stress.

 

[Pyaar]

Jina esta tamu sana bila hata kuchanganya ka kilevi english inatoka,ningechanganya ka kilevi bro angeshangaa ninavyotiririka kikoromije [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], lugha haijasubiri ulewe, hasira ulizokuwa nazo ni pombe tosha[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23].

Umeamka poa???? Usije ukawa umepigwa kipapai.
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[Numbisa]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], lugha haijasubiri ulewe, hasira ulizokuwa nazo ni pombe tosha[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23].

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[Pyaar]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], lugha haijasubiri ulewe, hasira ulizokuwa nazo ni pombe tosha[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23].

Umeamka poa???? Usije ukawa umepigwa kipapai.
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Jina esta tamu sana bila hata kuchanganya ka kilevi english inatoka,ningechanganya ka kilevi bro angeshangaa ninavyotiririka kikoromije [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], lugha haijasubiri ulewe, hasira ulizokuwa nazo ni pombe tosha[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23].

Umeamka poa???? Usije ukawa umepigwa kipapai.
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