Nigendako
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- Dec 1, 2017
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Kizazi chenu hiki carbamazepine,,, kizazi cha hainaga ushemejiEnzi hizo muziki(bongo fleva)ulipokuwa muziki,sio siku hizi mara utasikia jibebe sijui chuma kisamvu[emoji124][emoji124][emoji124]
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Mara weka mate niteleze, sijui wanateleza kwenda wapi[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Today is Jacob's birthday,
So his wife decided to surprise him, she took him to a Strip-Club House.
At the club -
DOORMAN: Hey Jacob! How are you? [emoji4]
WIFE: How does he know you? [emoji35]
Jacob: We play Golf together! [emoji26]
BARTENDER: The usual beer Jacob? [emoji4]
WIFE: And how does he know you? [emoji35]
Jacob: He's on the Bowling Team! [emoji27]
HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jacob?
The Wife storms out...... dragging jacob with her, into a taxi! [emoji36] [emoji596]
TAXI DRIVER: Hey jacob boy....You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel? [emoji15][emoji15]
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Jacob's funeral will be this Friday at 12noon...
[emoji23][emoji23] tulikumisimoNipo poti! Uvuvi tu ulikuwa umepamba moto! [emoji1][emoji1]
[emoji23][emoji23] tulikumisimo
Mbona hatuoni kama ulitumisimo,tupia tu wine na tu ua tuone banaNiliwamisimo pia! [emoji1][emoji1]
Mbona hatuoni kama ulitumisimo,tupia tu wine na tu ua tuone bana
Ya pili nasinzia tu leo siend tena daah dhambi hizi mwez huu mlango wa kanisa nauonea kwa mbaliiiLeo Jumapili ujue, kama umechelewa Misa ya kwanza inabidi uwahi ya pili! [emoji1]
Ya pili nasinzia tu leo siend tena daah dhambi hizi mwez huu mlango wa kanisa nauonea kwa mbaliii
Jumapili njema.
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]nilikuona ukitelezesha ung'eng'e nikajisemea huyu babe Numby ndo Zari mwenyewe....Opssss kuchambana kwa kizungu hainogi kanikera yule binti
Jina esta tamu sana bila hata kuchanganya ka kilevi english inatoka,ningechanganya ka kilevi bro angeshangaa ninavyotiririka kikoromije [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]nilikuona ukitelezesha ung'eng'e nikajisemea huyu babe Numby ndo Zari mwenyewe....
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], lugha haijasubiri ulewe, hasira ulizokuwa nazo ni pombe tosha[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23].Jina esta tamu sana bila hata kuchanganya ka kilevi english inatoka,ningechanganya ka kilevi bro angeshangaa ninavyotiririka kikoromije [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], lugha haijasubiri ulewe, hasira ulizokuwa nazo ni pombe tosha[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23].
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], lugha haijasubiri ulewe, hasira ulizokuwa nazo ni pombe tosha[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23].
Umeamka poa???? Usije ukawa umepigwa kipapai.
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], lugha haijasubiri ulewe, hasira ulizokuwa nazo ni pombe tosha[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23].Jina esta tamu sana bila hata kuchanganya ka kilevi english inatoka,ningechanganya ka kilevi bro angeshangaa ninavyotiririka kikoromije [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]