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[Eminem jr]

ukonga - majumba 6.......

Ndo mitaa unayotokea

 

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Na tigo wanatuambia jazwa ujazwe wakati wenyewe hawajajazana

😀😀

 

[Midekoo]

Nasubiri like zangu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Utafiti wa TWAWEZA huo kutoka mtandaoni [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

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😀😀😀

 

[Midekoo]

Hapa ni likes tu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Pesa Zako Zinanuka....Sad

 

[Midekoo]

Nguvumali

 

[Numbisa]

Anastahili pongezi japo kuna pass moja alimnyima Salah

All in all tumeshinda ynwa!!

Liver baadhi ya wachezaji wana kaubinafsi sana akiwemo salah mwenyewe,wanatakiwa kuweka kando tofauti zao kwa maslahi ya timu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Utajiri wa laana !!!

 

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We are chafu the Muller haile selasiae!!

 

[Numbisa]

Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Numbisa]

Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?"
Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!

 

[Midekoo]

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[ISIS]

Aman na UPENDO vidumu
Tanzania yetu sote

Hatuna pengine kwa kwenda bali ni hapa hapa nchini kwetu walahi!
Tuzidi kuomba HEKIMA NA MAARIFA NA UTAJIRI NA VIPAWA vijae nchi kwetu Tanzania walahi!

 

[Numbisa]

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Sioni tofauti yo yote. Kazi ipo !!!

 

[Numbisa]

Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!

 

[ISIS]

Sis wenye roho saf tunalike tuu

Indeed