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[Numbisa]

A couple had a fight one night. Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

 

[Numbisa]

A young girl after her honeymoon fully exhausted and tired. When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years...

“I thought It was MONEY”???

 

[Numbisa]

A young girl after her honeymoon fully exhausted and tired. When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years...

“I thought It was MONEY”???

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]ji wa kutoshaaaa[emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

 

[carbamazepine]

Nimeghairi! [emoji6][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124]

Ndo nini unaniacha njiani lakini?
Hii tabia imeanza lini[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]

 

[carbamazepine]

Bageshi daah jana kama sio refa kutoa red kadi kwa ronado,yego angekomaa kwa kumcheka hahahahahahah

Mwambie yego tabia ya kuniacha njiani si nzuri
Eti nimekosa tilapia jamani[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[carbamazepine]

A young girl after her honeymoon fully exhausted and tired. When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years...

“I thought It was MONEY”???

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]naona jamaa alisugua hadi pakawaka moto

 

[Yegomasika]

Ndo nini unaniacha njiani lakini?
Hii tabia imeanza lini[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]

Siwezi kukuacha njiani wewe ujue! [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]... Nakuandalia “Ughali” badala ya Tilapia na BBQ ya Steak!

 

[carbamazepine]

Ughali haupiti kooni hasa siku za weekend bhana[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Siwezi kukuacha njiani wewe ujue! [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]... Nakuandalia “Ughali” badala ya Tilapia na BBQ ya Steak!

 

[Numbisa]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]nyasi zilijifyeka na kufyekwa bila kupenda,uji uji

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]naona jamaa alisugua hadi pakawaka moto

 

[Numbisa]

Mwambie yego tabia ya kuniacha njiani si nzuri
Eti nimekosa tilapia jamani[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Ana visingizio tu wala hana mpango wa kutoa ofa ya tilapia[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[carbamazepine]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]nyasi zilijifyeka na kufyekwa bila kupenda,uji uji

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]sijui kama nyasi zitaota tena

 

[carbamazepine]

Ana visingizio tu wala hana mpango wa kutoa ofa ya tilapia[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]yaani huyu dawa yake ni kumzindua tu

 

[Numbisa]

Ughali haupiti kooni hasa siku za weekend bhana[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hajasema ugali kasema "ughali" weee nae jiongeze bana[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Siwezi kukuacha njiani wewe ujue! [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]... Nakuandalia “Ughali” badala ya Tilapia na BBQ ya Steak!

"Ughali" na mabano kabisa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

 

[Numbisa]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]yaani huyu dawa yake ni kumzindua tu

Atapotea kimoja,cheki bae wa uzi alivyo adimu[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[carbamazepine]

Ooooh boy!!
Nishazeeka hadi nasahau[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Inde monie
Inde monie[emoji23][emoji126][emoji126][emoji126][emoji126][emoji126][emoji126]

Acha [emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]yasije yakanikuta ya binti na mumewe wa 70yrs bure[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hajasema ugali kasema "ughali" weee nae jiongeze bana[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[carbamazepine]

Na alivyomuoga sasa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Atapotea kimoja,cheki bae wa uzi alivyo adimu[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Ooooh boy!!
Nishazeeka hadi nasahau[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Inde monie
Inde monie[emoji23][emoji126][emoji126][emoji126][emoji126][emoji126][emoji126]

Acha [emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]yasije yakanikuta ya binti na mumewe wa 70yrs bure[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] acha tu mtu unacheza style zoooteee mpaka unaishiwa pozi ndo kwanzaaa mzee wa 70yrs yupo kwenye kolasi[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Na alivyomuoga sasa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Ataikimbia ID yake[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Yegomasika]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]yaani huyu dawa yake ni kumzindua tu

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