[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]ji wa kutoshaaaa[emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]A young girl after her honeymoon fully exhausted and tired. When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years...
“I thought It was MONEY”???
Ndo nini unaniacha njiani lakini?Nimeghairi! [emoji6][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124]
Mwambie yego tabia ya kuniacha njiani si nzuriBageshi daah jana kama sio refa kutoa red kadi kwa ronado,yego angekomaa kwa kumcheka hahahahahahah
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]naona jamaa alisugua hadi pakawaka motoA young girl after her honeymoon fully exhausted and tired. When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years...
“I thought It was MONEY”???
Ndo nini unaniacha njiani lakini?
Hii tabia imeanza lini[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]
Siwezi kukuacha njiani wewe ujue! [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]... Nakuandalia “Ughali” badala ya Tilapia na BBQ ya Steak!
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]naona jamaa alisugua hadi pakawaka moto
Ana visingizio tu wala hana mpango wa kutoa ofa ya tilapia[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Mwambie yego tabia ya kuniacha njiani si nzuri
Eti nimekosa tilapia jamani[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]sijui kama nyasi zitaota tena[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]nyasi zilijifyeka na kufyekwa bila kupenda,uji uji
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]yaani huyu dawa yake ni kumzindua tuAna visingizio tu wala hana mpango wa kutoa ofa ya tilapia[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Hajasema ugali kasema "ughali" weee nae jiongeze bana[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Ughali haupiti kooni hasa siku za weekend bhana[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
"Ughali" na mabano kabisa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]Siwezi kukuacha njiani wewe ujue! [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]... Nakuandalia “Ughali” badala ya Tilapia na BBQ ya Steak!
Atapotea kimoja,cheki bae wa uzi alivyo adimu[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]yaani huyu dawa yake ni kumzindua tu
Hajasema ugali kasema "ughali" weee nae jiongeze bana[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Atapotea kimoja,cheki bae wa uzi alivyo adimu[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] acha tu mtu unacheza style zoooteee mpaka unaishiwa pozi ndo kwanzaaa mzee wa 70yrs yupo kwenye kolasi[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Ooooh boy!!
Nishazeeka hadi nasahau[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Inde monie
Inde monie[emoji23][emoji126][emoji126][emoji126][emoji126][emoji126][emoji126]
Acha [emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]yasije yakanikuta ya binti na mumewe wa 70yrs bure[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Ataikimbia ID yake[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Na alivyomuoga sasa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]yaani huyu dawa yake ni kumzindua tu