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[moudgulf]

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Teh teh teh

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Well played [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
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Wife sent a message to her husband :
Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Agnes says hi to you .

Husband :Who is Agnes?

Wife :
Nobody,
I was just making sure that you read my message or not

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*Continued.......*

Twist in the tale.....

Husband :- But I'm with Agnes. Which Agnes are you talking about ?

Wife :- where are you....?[emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]

Husband: near vegetable market[emoji41]
Wife :- wait I will come there .....

After 10 minutes she texts her husband "where are you"?

Husband:- "I m at office, now buy whatever vegetables you need...

 

[moudgulf]

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Tabasamu...

 

[moudgulf]

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Babaa

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mbunge wa Simanjiro in da hausi [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[moudgulf]

Mwenye haki ni baba. Mtoto asubiri amalize andaeitini yake atapata wake wa kumfaa.

Sana, mke wako mwenyewe kisha upangiwe masharti[emoji16] [emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[moudgulf]

100%

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Jamaniiiiii !!!

 

[moudgulf]

Mchina leo umenikosha sana kamanda. Ukatibu mkuu wa CHAWAMITA uko wazi kama unautaka [emoji109][emoji109][emoji109]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Conor McGregor...

Got choked out...

 

[moudgulf]

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Sasa hiyo ni glass au pipa?[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[myoyambendi]

18:17

 

[moudgulf]

Mambo mengine mtu inabidi ucheke tu kama mazuri vile. Bongo yaani kuna vituko sana hasa kipindi hiki [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Unapokutana na simba mwenye njaa inakubidi ujishushe maana viumbe hao wanathaminiwa sana[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[myoyambendi]

Amani itawale jioni yetu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Leo ndiyo leo jijini LiverpoolView attachment 889845

Mechi saa ngapi kamanda?

 

[moudgulf]

Kama unahama; hama tu. Wanasiasa nyie mnaelewekaga basi? View attachment 889800

Chezea vyote, usicheze na fweza

 

[moudgulf]

Hizi kazi za kulima mpunga shinyanga ni shiida sana!View attachment 889822

Mpunga unakula miguu?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji818][emoji818][emoji818]....But...how about if you are da shit yourself?