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[Davet]

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.

 

[carbamazepine]

5. Sauti yako inazeeka pia

Ukizeeka huwezi kuongea kwa haraka

Mtu unapozeeka, huwa inapokea hewa kutoka nje wakati unapoongea hivyo inaifanya sauti yako iwe inasikika kama unahema sana.

Hii inamaanisha kwamba mtu huyo anakuwa hawezi kuongea sentensi ndefu kwa sababu utaishiwa pumzi.

Lakini vilvile sauti inaweza kuwa ya juu wakati wa umri wa uzee.

 

[Davet]

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

 

[carbamazepine]

6. Sauti yako inaweza kubaki kuwa ya kijana kwa muda

Sauti yako itasikika kuwa wewe ni mdogo kuliko umri wako

Habari njema ni kuwa ,sauti yako huwa inazeeka taratibu zaidi ya kiungo chochote cha mwili wako.

Kama unataka kukisia umri wa mtu kwa kusikiliza sauti yake ,huwezi kwa sababu utasema watu hao kuwa wadogo zaidi ya umri wao.

 

[Davet]

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

 

[carbamazepine]

7.Ni namna gani unaweza kutunza sauti yako

Ukiwa unaimba wakati unaoga kunaweza kutunza sauti yako

Ni kama ilivyo kwa mwili wako, sauti yako pia inahitaji matunzo hivyo kwa kuimba na kuzungumza na watu kutasaidia kutunza sauti yako.

 

[Davet]

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late

 

[Davet]

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.

 

[Davet]

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

 

[Davet]

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

 

[myoyambendi]

21:39

 

[Davet]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

 

[Davet]

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

 

[carbamazepine]

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Mmmh!!

 

[Davet]

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

 

[Davet]

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

 

[myoyambendi]

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

👍

 

[Davet]

Mmmh!!

Miguno 😀

 

[Davet]

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

 

[Davet]

👍

😛